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// During the lecture on viruses
Dr. Uston: ...And so we can observe these viruses with Scantron microscopes.

Tags: biology uston
#5545 + (+51)/69 - [ Report ]

// Dr. Uston is lecturing on potential energy
Dr. Uston: At the same height, something on a cliff's edge has more potential energy than something further away.
Richard: *Corrects Dr. Uston with a rant too long to type out*
Dr. Uston: You're correct, but we don't need to be that technical in science.

Tags: biology uston
#5498 + (+149)/149 - [ Report ]

// Before the AP Bio exam:
Mr. Burke: Bubble in your section number for which teacher you had. If you aren't taking AP bio this year and are just taking this exam for fun....leave it blank. Then see me after for counseling.

Tags: biology burke
#5444 + (+28)/34 - [ Report ]

// During primate lecture
Dr. Del Cerro: ...like the primates in China. You know, the koalas who climb poles and eat bamboo...

Tags: biology del_cerro
#5437 + (+64)/70 - [ Report ]

Dr. Acio: Have you guys done molarity in AP Bio yet? No? You should have, the test is soon.
AP Bio student: We have Dr. Uston.
Dr. A: Oh. Whatever then.

Tags: acio biology uston
#5327 + (+65)/77 - [ Report ]

Dr. Uston: So can anyone tell me about the evolutionary significance of this cheetah?
E: Um, Dr. Uston, that's a leopard.
Dr. Uston: Well let's not get technical here...

Tags: biology uston
#5304 + (+24)/28 - [ Report ]

// IM chat. A is writing an Author Thesis Paper for Mr. Sleete's APUSH class
A: crap I forgot how to write ATPs
B: three phosphate groups....
A: ...NO

Tags: apush biology
#5075 + (+39)/47 - [ Report ]

// Discussing characteristics of animals only
// Dorothy says sexual reproduction
Alan: Well, dolphins and humans are the only two animals to do it just for fun.
Uston: Well, what makes you think that plants don’t enjoy sexual activities?

Tags: alan_nguyen biology dorothy_ho uston
#4935 + (+31)/31 - [ Report ]

// Mr. McFaden has announced that the class will start FLE on June 7th.
Mr. McFaden: So you can tell a person, "When you masticate..."
Class: *giggles*
Mr. McFaden: Masticate means to chew! Be careful how you pronounce that word... until June 7th.

Tags: biology mcfaden
#4882 + (+41)/53 - [ Report ]

Mr. McFaden:  There is a population of goldenrod in Massachusetts.  There is also goldenrod in New York.  But there is no goldenrod in New Jersey, since nothing grows there...
Luke:  Hey!
Mr. McFaden:  Are you from New Jersey?
Luke:  Yes.
Mr. McFaden:  That explains everything!

Tags: biology luke_waddell mcfaden
#4872 + (+27)/29 - [ Report ]

// Mr. McFaden is demonstrating meiosis in bio.
Mr. McFaden: Now, can we have a sperm fertilize one of these eggs?
*Luke stands up*
Mr. McFaden: Whoa! Talk about a mutation!

Tags: biology luke_waddell mcfaden
#4846 + (+38)/38 - [ Report ]

// After Hands on Science day
Dr. Del Cerro: Thanks for volunteering today, everyone! When you get home, take a well earned rest. No studying tonight!
Student: But I'm in AP Bio!
Dr. Del Cerro: ...never mind.

Tags: biology del_cerro
#4836 + (+13)/21 - [ Report ]

// At the end of Bio
McFaden: If you've had enough fun in Bio today, you may stack your chair and leave.
*No one moves*

Tags: biology mcfaden
#4788 + (+110)/120 - [ Report ]

// During bio, a student gets a 2/5 on the daily quiz
Student: Aaaagh! A two?? *looks at Mr. McFaden*
Mr. McFaden: What do you want me to do?
Student: Well, can you at least give me a point for effort?
Mr. McFaden: Yes. *points at student*

Tags: biology mcfaden
#4757 + (+76)/82 - [ Report ]

// Talking about fingernails
Uston: Now, does anyone know the evolutionary purpose of fingernails?
Class:...
Uston: Well, if you were in a fight, what is the first thing you would do to the other guy?
Student: ...kick him between the legs?
Uston: No! You would poke the other guy in the eyes! The fingernails do a really great job at penetrating the eyeballs!
Class: *dumbfounded expression*
// Several minutes later
Uston: Now, does anyone know why we have evolved elbows?
Uston: Because if someone grabs you from behind, you can ELBOW them in the stomach!
Class: ................

Tags: biology uston
#4756 + (+298)/306 - [ Report ]

// Mr. McFaden is explaining homologous chromosomes
Mr. McFaden: You know how each chromosome matches the other one, just like your hands? I'll show you...
*holds out his pinkies* You've got your homologous pinkies...
*ring fingers* Ring fingers...
*middle fingers* Communicators...

Tags: biology mcfaden
#4673 + (+54)/58 - [ Report ]

// Mr. McFaden is explaining the process of hydrolysis with lego-like toys
Mr. McFaden: So this water molecule is just sitting here until a ray of sunlight hits it and ZAT! *breaks lego piece* Oh no! My water broke!
*class giggles*
Mr. McFaden: Sorry, that's FLE talk.

Tags: biology mcfaden
#4614 + (+24)/26 - [ Report ]

// A critter group's planaria came together to form a giant sphere in a container. The students show Dr. Wood
Student A: Are they fighting?
Dr. Wood: No, mating season's coming up. IT'S A PLANARIAN ORGY!!!

Tags: biology wood
#4479 + (−1)/35 - [ Report ]

// AP Bio, Dr. Wood is explaining how genes crossed between organisms at the early stages of evolution.
Dr. Wood: It's like an orgy at the cellular level!

Tags: biology wood
#4380 + (+9)/17 - [ Report ]

// Dr. Cammer is going around to AP Bio classes to advertise the upcoming Amazon rain forest trip.
Dr. Cammer: It's a lot of fun! No hiking trails or anything like that-- pure bushwhacking through the jungle!
Student: Are there any reported deaths?
*Everyone laughs*
Dr. Cammer: Well... no _reported_ deaths... *winks*

Tags: biology cammer
#4323 + (+8)/24 - [ Report ]

// AP Bio, Dr. Wood is explaining the essay portion of the AP examination.
Dr. Wood: It's really important that you master this, because the essay is the key to getting a 5.
Student: What if our hands are slow?
Dr. Wood: Oh trust me, your hands will get a LOT faster.

Tags: biology wood
#4297 + (+6)/30 - [ Report ]

// Mr. McFaden captures a cricket and drops it out the window
Student: Mr. McFaden! You should sanitize!
McFaden: Oh that's right!
*Squirts hand sanitizer into crotch area. Class laughs*
McFaden: ... Don't look at me!

Tags: biology mcfaden
#4291 + (+51)/61 - [ Report ]

// Talking about photosynthesis
Dr. Wood: So light hits the electron in the reaction center which shoots up into outer space where the primary electron acceptor catches it, and Mr. McFaden giggles.

Tags: biology wood
#4207 + (+91)/95 - [ Report ]

Dr. Wood: I want you to cover your answers to the quiz! You can use your note cards or body parts, but I'd like the body parts to be above the waist.
Dr. Wood: We've had interesting things happen in this class.

Tags: biology wood
#4010 + (+5)/43 - [ Report ]

// Explaining the placenta
Dr. Wood: When the placenta comes out, it looks just like one of those little personal pizzas!
Class: ...

Tags: biology wood

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