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// Class is in a computer lab, which has no flag
Announcements: Will you please stand for the pledge of allegiance?
Students: *stand up and look for flag*
Announcements: I pledge allegiance...
Mrs. Brown: The flag is in your HEARTS, guys! Just say the pledge!

Tags: brown history
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// In Mrs. Brown's 7th period
Mrs. Brown: So what would have happened if the Greeks hadn't won the Persian war? What would we not have today?
Eric: Olive Garden?

Tags: brown
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// Discussing transgender children in Psych
Albert: I think that children who are transgender should wait to live their lives as the opposite gender, because surgeries such as phalloplasty are risky and purely cosmetic.
Mrs. Brown: You've been just waiting to say "phalloplasty," haven't you?
Albert: *grins*

Tags: albert_tholen brown psychology
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Mrs. Brown: Alright! Brown students, let's get back to the classroom.
Mrs. Brown: MRS. Brown's students...

Tags: brown
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// Discussing PSAT essays
Mrs. Brown: I liked when he said "a barrage of lies." Is that too cliche? What else could he say?
Mr. Miller: An orgy of lies?

Tags: brown miller