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#2546 + ( )/42 - [ Report ]
// The questions at a "transitioning to college" seminar for seniors, and some of the responses suggested by the students
What can you do to make the transition easier for your parents once you get to college?
Wear a condom.
What can you do to make the transition easier for you once you get to college?
Don't wear a condom.
What can you do to prepare for college before you go?
Build up a tolerance.
Once you're at college, how do you know when to go to see a doctor?
When the burning starts. -
#1579 + ( )/27 - [ Report ]
Nkmunk714: o wow, yay for the sys lab to die
Nkmunk714: no intranet
Nkmunk714: no files for hw
Nkmunk714: no A for neel
halfelfsorcerer: No A for Neel? Well, Neel already in college.
Nkmunk714: scholarship go bye-bye
Nkmunk714: neel no go college
Nkmunk714: neel cry
Nkmunk714: neel get drafted
Nkmunk714: neel go iraq
Nkmunk714: neel get peppered
Nkmunk714: neel die
Nkmunk714: world cry
halfelfsorcerer: fantastic
Nkmunk714: evan say "wtf?"
halfelfsorcerer: yes -
#929 + ( )/76 - [ Report ]
WshngtonBsball: god dammit! My hallway reeks of pot
WshngtonBsball: my friend is crashing in my room tonight instead of down the hall because he lives right next to where they're smoking it
JasonGJi: wow
JasonGJi: well i can offer you some good news
WshngtonBsball: if you even breathe the word "geico"
JasonGJi: damn.