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// Forming co-ed ultimate frisbee teams in P.E., one team doesn't have any girls
Student 1: We don't need girls, they'll just slow us down!
Coach Davis: Good luck on prom night.
// Mrs. Davis passing out frisbees in gym
Boy 1: Mrs. Davis, throw it to me!
Boy 2: Me too!
Boy 3: Send it over here!!
*Mrs. Davis throws the frisbees out to everybody*
Mrs. Davis: Like feeding time at the zoo!
// After CPR Testing
Coach Davis: You guys all passed the CPR test, and you would get your certificates, but the building that prints them out--
Michelle: GOT TORCHED!
Coach Davis: Ye- Wait, how'd you know that?
// In PE Mrs. Davis splits up the class into field hockey teams and assigns us fields. We all go to our places but one field doesn't have a ball.
Mrs. Davis: OK, who has two balls?!
// Instantly all the guys in our class raise their hands
