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// Mr. Forbes is doing a brief intro lecture on electricity
Forbes: So of the four fundamental forces of the universe, electricity is the only one we can do much with. Anything an electron can do, we can /make/ it do.
// Power goes out
Forbes: So as I was saying, we are the MASTERS of electricity! -
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// Electricity Demonstrations in Physics
Mr. Forbes: You know, we can show how this works.
Class: Awww...
Mr. Forbes: They say no one can ruin a good book like an English teacher. Well, no one can ruin a good demo like a physics teacher. First off, let's discuss the symbolism and motivation of the Van de Graaf generator. -
#2021 + ( )/37 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Forbes is about to start class and it's loud in the hallway
Mr. Forbes: Okay, first we're going to talk about yesterday's SLOB and then -
// Noise in hallway reaches incredibly loud volume
// Mr. Forbes walks over to the door, sticks his head out, and barks loudly.
// Comes in, resumes what he was saying -
#1876 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// First day of Forbes physics
Forbes: Well, I usually don't like to talk about myself a lot, but I guess I might as well tell you why FCPS trusts me to be in a room with you guys all alone.
Nick Brown: So what you're saying is, you're not a child molester?
Forbes: Well, not that anyone else knows about. -
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Mr. Forbes: You know why all your teachers are leaving? Because they're old! You know why they're old? Because this school hires people with experience.
Tom: What about Mr. Bagden?
Mr. Forbes: Mr. Bagden is special. He's secretly an elf. He was born two thousand years ago and has been growing younger ever since. -
#1499 + ( )/16 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the different moons of jupiter
Mr. Forbes: The moons are named after [Jupiters] daughters, illegitimate or otherwise...
Class: wha?
Mr. Forbes: Yeah you know greek mythology is like an X-rated soap opera. I mean [Jupiter] slept with his daughters, nieces, humans, animals...he was one randy guy -
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// In physics talking about the new newton's cradle Mr. Forbes had bought from Spencer's
Mr. Forbes: If you go into Spencer's Gifts, you see science toys, lava lamps, and sex jokes...so my question is: who exactly are they marketing to?
Stogus: TJ STUDENTS OF COURSE!
Mr. Forbes: I was gonna say ex hippie physics teachers but yeah that works too...