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// In Mrs. Frome's class, a student is writing in pen on an algebra test.
Frome: Well, he's an optimist. You'd have to be an optimist to do a test in ink.
Student: Ms. Frome, do you have the answers to these worksheets on Blackboard?
Ms. Frome: No. My fairy godmother who gives me my answers hasn't given me the answers to those yet.