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#2064 + ()/145 - [ Report ]
// While conducting a "highly risky" experiment in physics: letting go of a bowling ball hanging from the ceiling and hoping that it won't hit your face when it gets back to you
Mr. Bagden: Does anyone want to give it a try?
Jason Besecky: OH, PICK ME!
Mr. Bagden: What everyone has to remember is that pushing the ball is exerting extra energy, therefore by doing so the bowling ball will swing back to you and hit you in the face. So be careful.
Hayne Chun: Jason, don't listen to Mr. Bagden. Push the bowling ball. I'll give you a dollar.
// Mr. Bagden shrugs -
#1679 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// Talking about the communist revolution in Russia
Nathan: You know, I think it would be beneficial for us to watch Disney's Anastasia in here.
Mr. Maney: Yeah, okay. Hey, do you know what other hit motion picture portrays this time period? (meaning some 1970's thing)
Hayne: Anastasia 2? -
#422 + ()/294 - [ Report ]
// During 2nd period Tech class with new Tech teacher Mr. Pearce (from England)
Mr. Pearce: And this is how you do calculate the force.
Hannah: Your mom calculates the force.
Bart: Shut up.
Hayne: Your mom shuts up.
Bart: Just shut up and do it.
Ryan: Your mom does it. in bed. BUT NOT FOR FREE
*burst of laughter*
// 14 your mom jokes and 20 mins later
Bart: So you put the bar in there?
Julia: YOUR MOM PUTS THE BAR IN THERE... IN BED... FOR FREE!!!
Mr. Pearce: SHUT UP! ARE YOU SAYING THAT ALL AMERICAN MOTHERS ARE WHORES?
*everyone pauses... looks at each other*
Everyone in unison: YES!!!
Mr. Pearce (whispering): Bloody hell...
