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// The Norris-LaGuardia Bill is brought up in History. The topic of Chuck Norris is breached.
Mr. Struck: I've heard the one where every one of Chuck Norris's chest hairs has a black belt.
*class laughs, a few more Chuck Norris jokes are exchanged*
Mr. Struck: They should make one of those sites for Mrs. Bicknell.
Jaskot: Or for you! We could have: Every one of the hairs on Mr. Struck's head has a... oh wait, never mind. -
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// Mr. Kummer is teaching his America and the World Since 1989 class about the history of the Soviet Union and Russia
Mr. Kummer: The Russians still have this thing for strong, powerful leaders. You can still walk down the street and see some little old lady wearing a Joe Stalin pin on her coat. And you want to say, hey lady, he killed 30 million people. But she'll just say "But he was a powerful leader." Well, no shit! -
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// In history, during a Constitutional Convention role-play...
Ben (James Madison): I'll defer to Dr. Franklin, as my wife loves his stoves.
Arian (Benjamin Franklin): Oh, that's not all she loves!
Mrs. Vallone (George Washington): Of course, he's referring to his lightning rod. -
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Geoff: woodrow wilson is funny
Geoff: he's like "hey, germany, we're neutral. let us use the oceans!"
germany: okay! *sinks american vessels*
america: damnit, germany!
germany: sorry! *sinks merchant vessels of all nationalities*
america: hey!
germany: whoops! *sinks hospital ships*
america: oh, that's it. time to tear the motherland a new vagina.