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#6000 + ( )/13 - [ Report ]
Mr Williams: SO why wouldn't [insert utopia here] work out?
Lily: Because if nobody worked then who would make all the potato chips and TV shows we sat around eating and watching?
Mr. Williams: So you're saying that there has to be some sort of balance for that to work out? You have to put in work to enjoy the fruits of labor? Yeah, I've had that problem before. So I read somewhere that half of America is fat, so I thought, "Oh, in America, I'll fit in perfectly." So I get to TJ, and nobody's fat, and I stand out. And then I visit the rest of NoVA, and nobody's fat. So I'm wondering, "Where are all the fat people? Isn't half of America supposed to be fat? Where are the fat people to balance out all these skinny people?"
Mr. Williams: And then I get to Oklahoma, and I'm like "OHHH! THERE THEY ARE!!" -
#4971 + ( )/27 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Pollet is explaining today's activity.
Mr. Pollet: ...and then we'll... *pauses*
Mr. Pollet: *looks across the room*
Mr. Pollet: Stop rubbing your snake on her arm!
Class: *cracks up*
Mr. Pollet: Uh, anyway, what might be good to do is hook up with another group and...
Class: *giggles*
Mr. Pollet: I guess that didn't come out quite right either... -
#4834 + ( )/64 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Kelly finds a picture of a fish attached to a clothespin on the floor. He picks it up and looks at it for a few seconds.
Mr. Kelly: Hey guys, quiet down. Ok, I know you think Mr. Kelly is a really annoying teacher, but wait for this.
Mr. Kelly: Give me back that fillet o fish, give me that fish! Give me back that fillet o fish, give me that fish! *sings the rest of the song*
Class: *stares and awkwardly claps* -
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// During USVA HUM with Mr. Struck
// Talking about reading the morning paper and how Mr. Struck doesn't read the horoscopes
Struck: I don't believe in horoscopes...
Kummer: Mine said I'd have a surge of happy things in the next 3 days...
Kummer: It's 10:42 and I'm still waiting...
*Collin Hennegan gets up and gives Mr. Kummer a hug*
Kummer: I appreciate that...but I was expecting more...
Struck: Uh...Mr. Kummer, he's underage...