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#5861 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// Creative writing in Ms. Iorga's class
Ms. Iorga: These objects I will be passing out to you will become your new friends for this creative writing. First, I want you to explore your new friend with your touch. Begin to touch your friend...
Class: ...Ms. Iorga!
Ms. Iorga: It's part of the writing process! Okay, so continue to grope your new friend... -
#4376 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// Class is discussing last night's journal entry on how to deal with confrontations
Ms. Iorga: So for example, what would you do if someone made a racist comment about your race?
*class answers with counselor approved, appropriate messages*
Ms. Iorga: Really? I'd probably just beat them up. Punch them and hit them really hard.
Class: WHAAAT?
Ms. Iorga: Racism just makes me really angry. -
#4363 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// After reading a story in which a student assumed the persona of a lamp in his room. It included the phrase "switches on and off."
Ms. Iorga: There's an innuendo in that, like the lamp is getting turned on!
Student: Ms. Iorga, it wasn't even us that went there. You took it there.
Ms. Iorga: Well, once you get to a certain age.... my mind just works that way. -
#4013 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Iorga is giving instructions in the cafeteria while we're in formal attire
Daniel: Can we change clothes?
Ms. Iorga: Yes, but only go one or two at a time, not groups of five. I know that's more fun, but I really don't want any group orgies in here.
Class: *laughs*
Ms. Rosenblum and Mr. Kosek: *shocked expressions* -
#2143 + ()/112 - [ Report ]
// A writing exercise where the students write whatever comes to mind when they hear "inner landscape"
Ms. Iorga: Okay, Larry, what did you write?
Larry: Well, I didn't know what "inner landscape" meant, so I wrote "WTF" eight or nine times.
Ms. Iorga: What does WTF mean...? Oh! Thank you for using the acronym.
