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• #5815 + (−1)/17 - [ Report ]

  // During health class
  James: Who do gangs try to recruit?
  Class: FRESHMEN!

  Tags: health james

• #3817 + (+159)/171 - [ Report ]

  //In PE
  L: You are so not Asian.
  N: Yes I am! I'm Asian, right Mr. James?
  Mr. James: What're your grades?

  Tags: james

• #1759 + (+111)/119 - [ Report ]

  // It's raining during districts and everyone put their stuff in their cars...
  Coach James: Kayley, where are your warm-ups?
  Kayley: What, my pants? Oh, they're in Duy's car...
  Coach James: What are they doing in Duy's.....? *holds up hands* Nevermind I don't want to know.

  Tags: james sports

• #1519 + (+49)/49 - [ Report ]

  // Kayley threw up after running a really bad 500
  Coach James: Feeling any better?
  Kayley: ...Uh yeah I guess so...
  Coach James: In that case, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

  Tags: james

• #1515 + (+19)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing the irregular flight path of a shuttlecock in badminton
  Coach James: So most people are used to the regular parabolic path of a ball...
  Class: *groans*
  James: See? Science can be applied in PE!

  Tags: james

• #1436 + (+55)/55 - [ Report ]

  // At the end of Indoor Track
  Coach James: I hope all of you come back for track in the spring. I know we'll lose a few to other sports, but don't worry, we'll get them back once they get cut.

  Tags: james

• #1322 + (+77)/77 - [ Report ]

  Mr. James: Was anybody able to access the pickleball rules website last night?
  Henry Carr: I accessed YOUR MOM last night!!
  Mr. James: I'm gonna fail your ass!!

  Tags: henry_carr james

• #1217 + (+29)/35 - [ Report ]

  // At track practice--not making this up
  Coach James (to guy hurdlers): You guys need to drive out more! You look like little fairies jumping over those hurdles!
  Coach James: *does a fairy dance*
  Girl hurdlers: *try not to burst out laughing*

  Tags: james

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