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#1945 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// Jason and Richard are discussing attractiveness based on skin color
Richard: Yeah. Supposedly, men are more attracted to light-colored girls, but I don't think this is always true. For example, I think Jessica Alba's attractive.
// After presentation
Mr Lampazzi: I have one question. Does Jessica Alba go to our school?
Everyone: No! She's a celebrity!
Mr Lampazzi: OH! I thought you were trying to indirectly ask her to Homecoming! -
#1495 + ()/204 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Lampazzi's class is mating fruit flies
Mr. Lampazzi: So on Friday, I turned down the lights and put on soft jazz music to put them in the mood. When I came back this morning, the radio was blaring Black Eyed Peas 99.5 and the Drosophila definitely weren't following TJ's dance guidelines...
