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• #5258 + (+68)/70 - [ Report ]

  // Indian student needs a Kleenex
  Student: Do you have any Kleenex in this room?
  Mrs. Maclean: No, but I do have paper towels, and not the brown kind.
  Mrs. Maclean: Not that there's anything wrong with brown things.

  Tags: maclean

• #4610 + (+42)/42 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing literature, Mr. Zack is puttering around somewhere in the back of the classroom.
  Mrs. Maclean: Yes! I shoved my copy of Moby Dick into the incinerator of my dormitory in college!
  Lexie: I ripped up a copy of As The Future Catches You!
  Jeremy: I participated in a burning of the APUS textbook!
  Mr. Zack: Jeremy, you're going to HELL.

  Tags: maclean zack

• #3570 + (+11)/19 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about posters
  Ms. MacLean: Now I like them to be nice and small, but Mr. Kelly likes them really big.
  Ms. MacLean: So please Mr. Kelly and make them bigger!
  Class: *laughter*
  Ms. MacLean: ... what?

  Tags: kelly maclean

• #3210 + (+31)/35 - [ Report ]

  Ms. MacLean:  Mr. Kelly, how are you with raunchy stuff in the classroom?
  Mr. Kelly:  ... I dig it.

  Tags: kelly maclean

• #3208 + (+50)/52 - [ Report ]

  // In AP Lit, Ethan is talking at the same time as Mrs. MacLean is
  Ms. MacLean: Will you fall off the face of the earth for just a moment?

  Tags: maclean

• #2202 + (+61)/67 - [ Report ]

  Atul: How long should our papers be?
  Mrs. MacLean: Well, you're writing about Hamlet, and you're doing a very thorough analysis. I want you to include quotes and I want to see you really develop your thesis.
  Atul: So, like a page double-spaced?

  Tags: english maclean

• #1261 + (+127)/129 - [ Report ]

  // In Mrs. Maclean's room discussing Julius Caesar
  Mrs. Maclean: So then you're going to...
  A muffled Mr. Pollet from the other room: You're all going to hell!
  *class bursts out laughing*

  Tags: maclean pollet

• #280 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Mrs. MacLean is explaining that she won't be in Monday, so Mr. Zack will teach both English and Gov.
  Mrs. MacLean: On Monday, Mr. Zack will be me and himself.
  Sahm: Oh the things they do with science.

  Tags: maclean zack

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