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#5747 + ( )/41 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Type A and Type B characteristics in psychology
Majeske: So when are you Type A?
Student: When I get to school, I guess.
Majeske: So when you turn on Braddock Road, do you rip open your jacket and display your Type A-ness?
Class: *explodes with laughter*
Class: ANUS!
Majeske: *facepalm* -
#5746 + ( )/17 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the difference between empathy and sympathy
Majeske: There was a woman in Iowa or somewhere in the Midwest, they're all the same. She gave birth to a 14-pound baby.
Student: That's enormous!
Majeske: Enormous?! That's like giving birth to Dumbo! Okay, so who can empathize with the woman?
Student: An elephant? -
#5633 + ( )/46 - [ Report ]
// In Majeske's class playing Jeopardy. He has just given a clue about a Charles Dickens novel.
Student: Great Expectations!
Majeske: Yes! Don't you just love the wedding scene where...
Student: Oh, I didn't read it. I just watched the South Park episode.
// Majeske bangs head on podium
Majeske: I have just understood the meaning of the word 'demoralizing.' -
#5027 + ( )/32 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, Brian wakes up as everyone laughs that he’s asleep
Majeske: Did you have a good nap?
Brian: No.
Majeske: Aw… why not?
Brian: You’re a loud man.
*Majeske raises his eyebrows*
Brian: And because I couldn’t help but listen to your interesting lecture.
Majeske: Good response. You’re still dead meat, but good response. -
#5026 + ( )/16 - [ Report ]
// Talking about why Barney Frank isn’t President in Gov
Majeske: He’s openly gay. I don’t know if America is ready for a gay president.
Aviv: He’s also Jewish. And left-handed.
Majeske: But the people in his district are such big believers in him, they’ll reelect him after his death.
Zach: So then he’ll be a left-handed gay Jew zombie?