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#5451 + ( )/86 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney is subbing for a math class
Mr. Maney: So. I'm subbing for your guys' math class today. *grins awkwardly* I know nothing.
Class: You probably know something...
Mr. Maney: I can do my income taxes. I can amortize a loan. I can do real math like that, but I can't do Algebra.
Class: ...this is Calculus.
Mr. Maney: I TOLD YOU I KNOW NOTHING. -
#2412 + ( )/82 - [ Report ]
A: ...Mr. Maney lost it in class the other day.
B *shocked*: He lost it?? Mr. Maney is like the happiest person ever!
A: No, no, I mean he lost it like he went crazy. He was just talking and all of the sudden he started calling us "my children" and saying how our grades were like little baby robins. That were going to die. -
#1774 + ( )/63 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney, before showing the class the movie Thirteen Days
Mr. Maney: Now, beware. This movie is PG-13 because of language. The Kennedys cuss a lot. That’s what the Democrats do when they get mad about something. The Republicans just steal money, but the Democrats cuss. -
#1679 + ( )/19 - [ Report ]
// Talking about the communist revolution in Russia
Nathan: You know, I think it would be beneficial for us to watch Disney's Anastasia in here.
Mr. Maney: Yeah, okay. Hey, do you know what other hit motion picture portrays this time period? (meaning some 1970's thing)
Hayne: Anastasia 2? -
#1012 + ( )/54 - [ Report ]
// Assignment: Write a poem mimicking the Inferno, with stages of Hell
Mrs. Bello: If you're going to put someone in TJ in hell, please use a fake name.
Mr. Maney: If you're going to put me in Hell, please call me Mr. McCarthy.
Student: Oh, I'm going to tell him that!
Mr. Maney: Please do.