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#2867 + ( )/36 - [ Report ]
Mr. McFaden: Mechanical isolation is when parts just don't fit. Can you imagine that little macho chihuahua barking away at that female [some large canine species] as he's trying to mate with her? You see? It just won't work... (*he waits like 5 seconds as the students are picturing the dogs*) Don't even think about it the other way around!
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#1084 + ( )/3014 - [ Report ]
// From the late 90s, but classic nevertheless...
Mr. McFaden: *walking through a chattering class, very quietly* Sex.
Class: *keeps talking, does not notice*
Mr. McFaden: *still very quietly* Extra credit.
Class: *perks up* Did you say extra credit? What?
Mr. McFaden: From a biological standpoint, that's just WRONG. -
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// During Bio W moved to the front of the room to read the power point
W: *stands up and walks back to his old table*
Mr. McFaden: How come you went to sit with those ugly men instead of *points to the front table* these beautiful women? I think I may need to talk to you... -
#736 + ( )/164 - [ Report ]
// Mr. McFaden is playing the Breakfast Game with Joel on the bus during a Geosys/English trip
Mr. McFaden: Joel, what did you have for breakfast yesterday before you came on the trip?
Joel: Ummmm, a banana, a muffin, and milk.
McFaden: What kind of muffin and milk?
Joel: A banana nut muffin and 1% milk.
McFaden: Where did you get your muffin from?
Joel: My girlfriend made some for me.
McFaden: Where did you get your milk?
Andrew Yang: His girlfriend. -
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// Talking about hiccups in biology, Mr. McFaden turns to a personal anecdotes after a few minutes of contemplation
Mr. McFaden: So a long time ago I went to a parochial Catholic school. Mind you this was back in the fifties. The pope at the time had the hiccups so the nun had us praying that they would stop. By the way, a short prayer is sometimes called an ejaculation from the latin root which means throw out. So the nuns had us ejaculating so the pope would stop hiccuping.