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// Dr. Dell is explaining the importance of problem sets for Thursday's test
Dr. Dell: If you choose not to do these problem sets...
*30 seconds of silence*
Dr. Dell: You bitches gon' pay on Thusday.
// During Optics class
Dr. Dell: Lasers are actually a fairly new technology.
Dr. Dell: They were invented right after I was born.
Class: ...
Dr. Dell: Okay, fine, lasers are pretty old.
// In optics class
Mr. Latham: ...so this is why we see light. Got it?
Jimmy: Wow, you have to be on drugs to understand this.
Mr. Latham: ...
Lenny: Maybe that's why Dr. Dell is so good at physics...