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#5878 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Archetypal Theory
Ms. Orser: Now, what is a temptress like? Very sexy, attractive, she lures the hero in. She's usually a few years older than the hero, but not so much older that she isn't attractive.
Student: So, according to this definition, would Sarah Palin count? -
#4934 + ( )/34 - [ Report ]
// Before class started and Ms. Orser wasn't in the room, some students had been making sexual jokes. Ms. Orser finally appears several minutes later.
Ms. Orser: *sees a student put his pencil case inside the desk* Why are you putting yours in there? You're never going to find it again!
Class: *explosion of laughter* -
#4926 + ( )/31 - [ Report ]
// During a class discussion of "My Last Duchess"
Ms. Orser: So a mule can give her the same pleasure as her husband.
Ms. Orser: Don't think about that too long.
// 30 minutes into the discussion
Ms. Orser: What else could she have done?
Ben: The mule.
Ms. Orser: Yes, she could have done the mule. Thank you for making me say that. -
#4503 + ( )/19 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Orser is showing her IBET class a powerpoint about heroes
Ms. Orser: Now Catwoman here represents the sexuality in women.
Student A: *drops head on the desk*
Ms. Orser: Are you embarrassed or something? Don't worry! There're a lot more women in the next slides with a lot less clothes on! -
#2744 + ( )/72 - [ Report ]
Ms. Orser: Your writing should be, my favorite word, provocative. Now, when you hear provocative, what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Collin Hennegan: Psh, SEX!!
Mic Byrne: Actually, I think about little bears in the jungle.
Class: *Turns to look at Mic*
Mic Byrne: No, I didn't mean it like that. I meant like, when they have those signs that say "Don't provoke the animals..." -
#1594 + ( )/221 - [ Report ]
// In Ms. Orser's English class, having a serious class discussion about stem cell research
Kevin D: Embryonic stem cell research is taking away the potential for new life of the embryo.
David: Wait... I dont understand why everyone keeps saying 'potential'. If you have a guy and a girl in the same room then you have potential.
Ms. Orser: Everybody stay seated! -
#1403 + ( )/49 - [ Report ]
// In english in HUM, after being disturbed by the other rotation during history
student: Can we go somewhere else when we're making noise so we don't bother the other rotation taking a history test?
Ms. Orser: Oh yes, we're going to go out in the hall. Sorry, I didn't realize that you were taking a test over there last period. I kept hearing Mr. Sacks talking, and talking, and I thought the test hadn't started yet. And then we all started banging. We'll bang somewhere else this period, though. -
#1294 + ( )/93 - [ Report ]
// After learning about Shakespearean sex slang and using it to understand a Shakespeare sonnet in English
Ms. Orser: So, have you guys figured out the sonnet yet?
Edward: Yeah... and it's sorta disgusting...
Ms. Orser: Disgusting? Nah. It's just two men having sex... that's not disgusting. You wanna know what's disgusting? Picking dead people out of their graves to have sex with them. Now *that's* disgusting. But this isn't that bad. It's just gay sex. *laughs loudly*