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#4180 + ( )/36 - [ Report ]
// Talking about SR&R
// Situation deals with a guy bringing a pocket knife to school with a blade of less than three inches
Mr. Pearce: If you're a man, and your thing was that small, you wouldn't want to show anyone.
Mr. Pearce: A three-incher can't penetrate that deep and cause damage. -
#1238 + ( )/290 - [ Report ]
// In tech, while Mr. Pearce is checking photoresistors...
Mr. Pearce: Uh, looks like you have a small one there...
John Kim: Oh... does size matter?
Mr. Pearce: Sometimes. *giggles* John, you're disgusting.
John Kim: What!? Oh my god, I wasn't even thinking of that...
*students cracking up*
Mr. Pearce: Alright, well if you want a bigger one, come see me... -
#422 + ( )/294 - [ Report ]
// During 2nd period Tech class with new Tech teacher Mr. Pearce (from England)
Mr. Pearce: And this is how you do calculate the force.
Hannah: Your mom calculates the force.
Bart: Shut up.
Hayne: Your mom shuts up.
Bart: Just shut up and do it.
Ryan: Your mom does it. in bed. BUT NOT FOR FREE
*burst of laughter*
// 14 your mom jokes and 20 mins later
Bart: So you put the bar in there?
Julia: YOUR MOM PUTS THE BAR IN THERE... IN BED... FOR FREE!!!
Mr. Pearce: SHUT UP! ARE YOU SAYING THAT ALL AMERICAN MOTHERS ARE WHORES?
*everyone pauses... looks at each other*
Everyone in unison: YES!!!
Mr. Pearce (whispering): Bloody hell...