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#1535 + ()/187 - [ Report ]
Stephanie: Do you respond to Doc Walk?
Dr. Walker: Yup.
Macs: Do you respond to Stacy?
*pause*
Dr. Walker: Actually, Mr. Bagden calls me Doc Walk.
Macs: Oh, I thought you were gonna say that Mr. Bagden calls you Stacy.
Dr. Walker: Nope.
*pause*
Macs: Can I call you Stacy?
Dr. Walker: Go do physics. -
#1446 + ()/512 - [ Report ]
// Discussing electrostatic charges in Physics; Cliff put his hand near a ping-pong ball which was charged and hanging from a ceiling, and when he put his hand near it, the ball swung towards him.
Mr. Bagden: Look at that, it's moving towards you. Can you tell me why?
Cliff: Because it's attracted to me?
Mr. Bagden: And why is that?
Cliff: ...because I'm beautiful? -
#1356 + ()/323 - [ Report ]
Dr. Dell: You all don't know how hard it is for me to grade these papers.
Chris: So why don't you just ...stop?
Dr. Dell: Well, I realized that I needed to grade the papers while I was watching the Goblet of Fire. I was watching Dumbledore as the tournament was about to start and he said 'Now is the time that we must choose between what is right, and what is easy.' And I thought, 'I actually have to grade these papers.' -
#1210 + ()/358 - [ Report ]
// In physics, a discussion about energy. Mr. Bagden swore to stay out of the discussion and let the students run it.
Michael Romais: So, what about scenario 5? The one with the person tanning.
Megan Behm: It's just like the ice-cube melting in the sun one, except it's a person. And the person's not melting.
[name withheld]: What if it's the Abominable Snowman?
Megan: The Abominable Snowman isn't actually a snowman, it's a person!
// The entire class breaks into a chaotic discussion about yetis
Betty Luo (whispering to Myles Maxfield): I think we broke Mr. Bagden.
// Mr. Bagden is sitting in the back of the classroom with his head in his hands -
#1149 + ()/207 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of physics
*Dr. Dell is standing in the doorway staring at Mr. Bagden*
Mr. Badgen: Dr. Dell?
Dr. Dell: Give me $10.
Mr. Badgen: Is this for your heroin habit? Didn't you try to stop? I thought it was twenty.
Dr. Dell: No, that's for a different girl. This is for your second favorite girl... no third...wait, fourth favorite. *takes money and leaves*
Student: That was sketchy.
Mr. Badgen: There are so many inappropriate jokes I could say right now but I can't. -
#1107 + ()/255 - [ Report ]
// In Physics class
Mr. Bagden: I'm holding a number up behind my back, whoever guesses closest gets to do the demonstration. Evan, you're first.
Evan: Uhhh... five.
Mr. Bagden: Ok, Galen?
Galen: Seven, I read a book that says the number is always seven.
Mr. Bagden: I'm only holding one hand behind my back. -
#1001 + ()/78 - [ Report ]
Macs: so i went to ATI's website cuz i need a new mobo and memory and xmas is around the corner, and they just put out they X1800 card, the slogan of which is "A new realm of visual velocity" and I click on it and they have this little flash intro which opens with "D/T=V: Increase your velocity"
Philliam: NO
Philliam: NO
Philliam: NO PHYSICS
Philliam: NONE
Philliam: NONE AT ALL
Macs: so i decided to buy Nvidia
