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#915 + (+131)/151 - [ Report ]

Dr. Dell: For reference, this year you can celebrate Newtonmas on December 25.
Someone: Are you serious? Was he really born on that day?
Dr. Dell: Yeah unlike Jesus.

Tags: dell physics
#853 + (+237)/259 - [ Report ]

Dr. Dell: ... Bull shit! ...
Students: !!!
Dr. Dell: I have a special card that says I can say it three times during the school year for educational purposes.
// Looks through his wallet for the card
Dr. Dell: Well, it's somewhere.

Tags: dell physics
#836 + (+135)/161 - [ Report ]

Nick: (to Dr. Dell) Why is there gravity?
Justin: While we're asking those kinds of questions, where do babies come from?
Stephen: Freakdancing.

Tags: dell physics
#680 + (+108)/112 - [ Report ]

saltquill: Be careful... if you study quantum mechanics for too long, you'll get to the point where you'll know either where you are or who you are, but never both.

Tags: physics
#615 + (+144)/162 - [ Report ]

Geoff:
Biology is the art of wet things (fetal pigs), knives (knives), and knifing wet things (knifing fetal pigs).
Chemistry is the art of things that you drink (ethyl alcohol), and things that you really shouldn't drink (fire).
Physics is the art of every fucking thing around you (the sun, the sky, love).
Geosystems is the art of checking your livejournal (F5! F5!).

Tags: biology chemistry geoff_emmer geosystems physics
#588 + (+13)/17 - [ Report ]

Mr. Bagden: So, let's talk about two planets. Earth, and... planet... uh... Jigga Wha?

Tags: bagden physics
#587 + (+6)/12 - [ Report ]

// Class solves a fusion problem
Peter Cabrera: I'm getting a negative number...
Mr. Bagden: You ever heard of a fusion bomb?
Peter: Yeah...
Mr. Bagden: Does it suck energy?
Peter: No, but it's pretty negative.
*class laughs*
Mr. Bagden: I think I've said this before, but they really don't pay me enough.

Tags: bagden physics
#458 + (+21)/21 - [ Report ]

Dr. Fornshell[physics teacher, ret.], 1999: "Unfortunately, guidance would not let me drop physics."

Tags: fornshell physics
#443 + (−1)/19 - [ Report ]

Dr. Dell, 1999: "What do we want to get rid of? Let's get rid of Ir. I.R. I are very tired of this."

Tags: dell physics
#381 + (+49)/51 - [ Report ]

Dr. Dell: Ampere, like Gauss, had to die so that we may have his law.

Tags: dell physics
#337 + (+126)/130 - [ Report ]

Dr. Dell: If you put enough electric current through me, I would adopt a whole series of religions in succession. That's how powerful it is.

Tags: dell physics
#274 + (+2)/6 - [ Report ]

// Physics and the right hand rule
mireiyuincorsica: i hate it when i wind up with a right hand rule that looks like i have to cut off my fingers and sew it to the other side of my hand?

Tags: physics
#227 + (+12)/12 - [ Report ]

// During a capacitor demo
Mr. Bagden: This is a BFC. A big freaking capacitor.
Class: *light laughter*
Mr. Bagden: I'd expect more of a laugh when Mr. Bagden uses profanity. I'm disappointed in you all.

Tags: bagden physics
#226 + (+18)/18 - [ Report ]

// During an E&M lecture
Dr. Dell: So, I put a force on the wire, Fme...that's what I say every morning

Tags: dell physics
#151 + (+83)/91 - [ Report ]

// From the Physics Discussion Board
Katie Tyson: I'm getting the same thing, except three decimal places off...
OH WAIT. The answers are in milli-horseshoes, not just plain horseshoes.
Mr. Rose: A horseshoe should be read as an ohm.

Tags: j_rose katie_tyson physics
#143 + (+58)/62 - [ Report ]

Mr. Forbes: So you have some mass, m, and something comes along and causes it to move, some force. THE HAND OF GOD! ...or if you prefer, THE SECULAR HAND OF EXTERNAL FORCE!

Tags: forbes physics
#129 + (+108)/114 - [ Report ]

Mrs. Kreloff: You know Mr. Tipler, right?
Jim: Hey, isn't he the guy who wrote the physics book?
Mrs. Kreloff: Um, no, he was a music major at Harvard.
Jim: Well, that explains the physics book.

Tags: kreloff physics psychology tipler
#114 + (+66)/68 - [ Report ]

Student: Is a bird a projectile?
Mr. Forbes: Only if it's dead.

Tags: forbes physics
#40 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

// About a Physics question
sHARD: A satellite is in a low circular orbit about the earth (i.e, it just skims the surface of the earth)."
sHARD: I think more important here, is to worry about how your satellite no longer works

Tags: physics
#36 + (+11)/11 - [ Report ]

// About elastic collisions
Mr. Bagden: If a person jumps off a skyscraper, will he bounce?

Tags: bagden physics
#26 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

// This was about physics. Really.
y2katie0325: the round conductor woogie looks like a really really strange boob

Tags: physics

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