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#5950 + ( )/28 - [ Report ]
// A girl walks into class late with pancakes, hands Mr. Pollet a note
Mr. Pollet: *sarcastically* Oh and you even brought pancakes for me!
Girl: Actually yeah, I brought these for you.
Mr. Pollet: *looking surprised* Everyone, this is how you should come late to class. A note and pancakes. Give her a round of applause!
Class: *claps* -
#5866 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// Talking about a scene in Beast of the City during Film Studies
Pollet: You can see he pulls out a rubber rod here. It's because you can't beat a suspect with a baton or they'll bruise, but if you beat them with something rubber, it won't leave any marks.
Brandon: I have to remember that in case I have kids! -
#4971 + ( )/27 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Pollet is explaining today's activity.
Mr. Pollet: ...and then we'll... *pauses*
Mr. Pollet: *looks across the room*
Mr. Pollet: Stop rubbing your snake on her arm!
Class: *cracks up*
Mr. Pollet: Uh, anyway, what might be good to do is hook up with another group and...
Class: *giggles*
Mr. Pollet: I guess that didn't come out quite right either... -
#4869 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// Watching Frankenstein in English. The Creature growls suggestively at Elizabeth
Mr. Pollet: Oh! I have a story about...no, never mind.
Daniel: No, Mr. Pollet, tell us!
Mr. Pollet: No, I was just saying that I have some experience with that...
Katie: Now you have to tell us!
Daniel: Yeah, you can't just leave it at "no, never mind."
Mr. Pollet: No. Come back when you're 18. -
#1635 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Shirley Temple in film study
Emily: She was too sweet, like I could picture her growing up to be a dictator or something.
*class laughs*
Mr. Pollet: Everybody be warned if Emily has children and tells you they are nice and sweet, she is secretly raising them to be dictators. -
#1420 + ( )/58 - [ Report ]
// Film study talking about when he went to see Saving Private Ryan in theaters
Mr. Pollet: So this guy down the row from us passes out from all the violence, and the girl I'm with tells me to go get help for him and I'm like "HELLO!?! *points to screen* MOVIE!?! Do it yourself..." -
#1347 + ( )/10 - [ Report ]
// Rita asks Mr. Pollet if a picture she drew is OK to turn in for a project
Rita: So can I turn it in?
Mr. Pollet: Yeah, why are you redrawing it? It's good.
Rita: *flips paper over to show random scribbles and stick figures* Uh, cause it's on the back of, uh...
Mr. Pollet: CRAP