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#5111 + ( )/89 - [ Report ]
// US/VA HUM
// After Glazer makes announcement about how TJ teachers have won an award and we should thank them
// applause, Sra. Pou walks across hall.
Sra. Pou: Hey I didn't hear an applause! Did they clap for you?
Struck: Oh, yeah! We got a standing ovation and evertyhing!
Struck: they even threw money at us!
Sra. Pou: Awwwww.. Spanish people are poor. All my kids threw at me were tacos. -
#4650 + ( )/76 - [ Report ]
Sra. Pou: I took your son to his first cock fight in the Dominican Republic, as well as his first casino. He really likes to gamble.
Mr. Struck: Why would he gamble at a cock fight? Isn't that what a casino is for?
Sra. Pou: No... because... the people bet to see whichever cock is better...
Mr. Struck: Ahh... *walks out, then hurries back*
Mr. Struck: That's what she said.
*Sra. Pou looks sad* -
#4042 + ( )/150 - [ Report ]
// Discussing how to construct superlatives (he's the best/he has the most) in Spanish
Sra. Pou [in Spanish]: Sara has the longest hair in the classroom
Student: That’s not true! Juan has more hair!
Sra. Pou: What? No...
Student: It’s not on his head...
Sra. Pou [in English]: Eww, you pervert!
Student: What...? Eww, no, I mean on his face! He has a moustache! YOU'RE THE PERVERT!
Sra. Pou: Oh... right. -
#3592 + ( )/33 - [ Report ]
// Senora Pou finishes a tale on "hoochie mamas" during Span II..
Girl: So what's "hoochie mama" in spanish?
Sra. Pou: Hmm, we don't really have a word for it. I suppose you could call one "un avion."
Class : ...? An airplane...?
Sra. Pou: Oh yeah, cause they just FLY those engines and land EVERYWHERE. You could even call some of them "los jets" cause they're so fast.