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// FLE in 10th grade health
Mr. Rapp: Okay, so now give me some reasons for having sex.
Student: Exercise?
Mr. Rapp: Someone says that in every class. For the 30 seconds you're going to last, you won't burn many calories.

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// In health class after watching a testicular cancer video
Mr. Rapp: Don't be a hero, touch your balls.

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// In gym, doing stretching with Coach Rapp
Rapp: Okay, so now you are going to lie down and lift your legs six inches and then twelve inches when I tell you to.
Vasilios: To how many sig figs?
*the entire class cracks up*
Rapp: *confused* ...What's sig figs?

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