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#4737 + ( )/108 - [ Report ]
Corinna: I KNOW that we have a quiz today, Mr. Richardson, I bet you five dollars.
Mr. Richardson: Okay, then give me the five dollars.
*Corinna hands over the five dollars*
Mr. Richardson: Well, you were right. We _were_ going to have a quiz today... but I would rather have the five dollars. -
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// Regarding people's Spring Breaks
Soo: I was going to New York, but when I got to the airport, I was on the FBI's No-Fly List. It was a mistake probably.
Mr. Richardson: Probably? "Osama bin Laden assured me I wouldn't be on the No-Fly List."
Class: *lol*
Student: So did they let you on the plane?
Soo: No! I had to go by train.
Brian: (out of nowhere) To China!?!?!? -
#1340 + ( )/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about an assignment where you have to describe someone in "Chaucerian".
Ethan: Can we use celebrities, like Jessica Alba?
Mr. Richardson: Only if you include a picture.
Marina: Do you even KNOW Jessica Alba, Mr. Richardson?
Mr. Richardson: Of course. Why else would I ask for a picture? -
#1280 + ( )/54 - [ Report ]
Mr. Richardson: Never use the word "nice" in your writing.
Mr. Richardson: Do you think this podium that Mr. McCarthy got from model UN is nice?
Student: Yes
Mr. Richardson: Describe it
Student: Well, it is sturdy, it has a nice color, and it can roll on wheels.
Mr. Richardson: Do you think Sophia is nice?
Student: Um...sure
Mr. Richardson: Well is she sturdy, have a nice color, and roll on wheels? -
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// In English class while talking about whether everything is art or not and using a wide roll of masking tape as an example
Suzanne: Anything could be considered art, but to be art that thing has to inspire emotion. If someone had a traumatic experience where they were tied up in tape, the tape might inspire emotions in that person, so it would be art to them.
// Mr. Richardson holds the roll of tape towards Suzanne
Mr. Richardson: So this roll of tape would be art if I smashed it into your face?