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• #4438 + (+82)/88 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kosek: I ate sooo much chocolate during lunch today. I feel like my stomach is going to explode. I even ate some of Ms. Rosenblum's stash.
  Everyone: Ms. Rosenblum has a stash of chocolate?!
  Mr. Kosek: Not anymore...

  Tags: kosek rosenblum

• #4400 + (+3)/63 - [ Report ]

  Naavya: Wait so if macromolecules can make other macromolecules, aren't humans a macromolecule too?
  Ms. Rosenblum: No, cuz we're made up of different macromolecules.
  Alan: Awww, we could have been like macro-macromolecules.
  Ms. Rosenblum: Like a MacDADDYmolecule.

  Tags: rosenblum

• #4068 + (+55)/73 - [ Report ]

  // FLE with Ms. Rosenblum
  Ms. Rosenblum: Everyone is female when they're first forming in the uterus, so female is like the default setting.
  Gabe: So being male is like an upgrade?
  Class: Oooooooh!
  Ms. Rosenblum: *sigh*

  Tags: fle rosenblum

• #4013 + (+54)/60 - [ Report ]

  // Ms. Iorga is giving instructions in the cafeteria while we're in formal attire
  Daniel: Can we change clothes?
  Ms. Iorga: Yes, but only go one or two at a time, not groups of five.  I know that's more fun, but I really don't want any group orgies in here.
  Class: *laughs*
  Ms. Rosenblum and Mr. Kosek: *shocked expressions*

  Tags: ibet iorga kosek rosenblum

• #4006 + (+14)/16 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about glands in the endocrine system.
  Ms. Rosenblum: It's always these two glands.
  *slight pause*
  Ms. Rosenblum: I mean like, if you were to BS an answer, you would put these two.
  Class: Wait, what?

  Tags: biology rosenblum

• #3960 + (+33)/35 - [ Report ]

  // In bio, discussing IBET group members that don't work
  M: There are a lot of ways to get people to work.
  Ms. Rosenblum: Yeah, like stalking! Stalking is effective.

  Tags: rosenblum

• #3894 + (+50)/52 - [ Report ]

  // While talking about time management:
  Ms. Rosenblum: You could get wax shower crayons and study in the shower!
  Student: "What have you been doing in the shower for an hour?!"
  "Studying for biology!"
  Ms. Rosenblum (quietly): That sounds bad... better than studying for health...

  Tags: biology health rosenblum

• #3772 + (+34)/38 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Rosenblum:  Is this making sense?  Do you want me to go faster?  Slower?  Keep going because you're not listening anyway?

  Tags: biology rosenblum

• #3418 + (+193)/197 - [ Report ]

  // During FLE, Hareesh is acting predictably
  Hareesh: That's what she said!
  Someone: Hareesh, stop!
  Mrs. Rosenblum: _That's_ what she said.
  Class: O.O
  Zack: Nice one, Mrs. Rosenblum.
  Mrs. Rosenblum: Thank you.

  Tags: rosenblum

• #2592 + (+48)/56 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Rosenblum (to class): Please be quiet! The class next door is having their final, and their teacher has already come in once to complain about the noise. If he comes in again I think I'll just go hide under a rock and die.

  Tags: biology rosenblum

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