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#2674 + ( )/63 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: So hypothetically, if you're 22 and you have a wife and a child, and absolutely nothing else in modern day and you're given the choice to go back in time and become a hunter-gatherer, do you do it?
Someone: You have a wife right?
Mr. Sacks: Well she's more of a mating partner.
Sam Zhang: Can you have multiple mating partners?
-laughter-
Eric, smiling: So you're sleeping in a car?
Mr. Sacks: Eric's like, 'Yeah! I'm sleeping with a woman!'
Mr. Williams: Oh, that happened to me once... -
#2563 + ( )/50 - [ Report ]
// Talking about who should be saved if there was a nuclear war in Sacks World History
Mr. Sacks: I would let all the scientists live and the philosophers die.
Student: What about the teachers?
Mr. Sacks: If you teach biology or chem, you live. If you teach history, you die. -
#1671 + ( )/197 - [ Report ]
// Phil has been kept awake at night for weeks because of this question...
Phil (suggestively): How did AIDS get transmitted from monkeys to humans?
Several people: Oh, gross.
Mr. Sacks: Phil, did you ever consider that maybe someone just got monkey blood on them while having an open wound?
Phil: Oh, come on, how often do you get /monkey blood/ all over you?
Mr. Sacks: Well, maybe the monkey got angry and threw his feces at the human with the open wound.
Phil: It's not transmitted through feces...
Mr. Sacks: Well, blood-covered feces, then.
Phil: ...
Mr. Sacks: Or maybe the monkeys dressed up in human clothes and tricked the young girls in the villages...
Phil: ...
Mr. Sacks: ...Come on, /anything/ but that.
Phil: I guess it just gets lonely down there in Africa... -
#1563 + ( )/70 - [ Report ]
// After a long dicussion on WWI
Mr. Sacks: So, the most IMPORTANT thing is...
Class: *ready to take more notes*
Mr. Sacks: ... who watched American Idol last night?
*class discusses various singers*
Mr. Sacks: Oh yeah, something really important though...
Class: *pays attention*
Mr. Sacks: ... who watched last night's episode of Lost? Fill me in, I missed it. -
#1291 + ( )/21 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: So if Queen Elizabeth died, Charles would take over. But at this rate she's... never gonna die. If she does, they'll stuff her with so much formaldehyde and just prop her right back up! *imitates Queen Elizabeth's body waving stiffly to everyone and grinning like an idiot*
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#1113 + ( )/80 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: You guys can work in the hall, cause apparently that's the cool thing to do.
*Kari nods jokingly*
Mr. Sacks: Kari's gonna go in the hall, cause she's cool.
Student 1: Mr. Sacks wants to be like Kari!
Mr. Sacks: That's exactly what I want to be... a skinny Asian girl.
Kari: Should I be offended?!
Mr. Sacks: No, no, *raises hands* I meant slender.