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#5557 + ()/106 - [ Report ]
// Bode's Rule Lab in Jarvis Geosystems
Question: Why is there no planet Minerva between Mars and Jupiter when Bode’s Rule seems to indicate there ought to be?
Two of the answers (and Mr. Jarvis's comments):
• Aliens have first attempted colonization on the planet Minerva, which did exist at one time. However, after finding the land unsuitable, they destroyed the planet into thousands of small rock fragments. – Very unlikely. We have yet to see aliens.
Jarvis' response: Well, there are some folks who claim to have seen them, but after talking to them, I have serious doubts about their grip on reality.
• The planet was eaten by a very hungry, very large cosmic troll. – Extremely unlikely. Although, unlike aliens, trolls do exist, we have yet to see one big enough to do such a thing.
Jarvis' response: I’ve had people in Iceland and Norway tell me about trolls. I think those perceptions are associated with very long winters.
Jarvis' comment: Nice job here. +1
Total grade: 13/12. -
#5136 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// Sam Sohn's status: NEW RULE V. 2.1.: Unless I give you permission, you may not ask physics questions. Ask me if you aren't sure whether you're allowed.
Robert Campion: Your rules have versions?
Sam Sohn: Oh yes / Version 1 was 7 questions per week per person / Then I got a bit harsh with Version 2 (no questions at all) / Then got a bit more lenient
Robert Campion: So you're asymptotically approaching `very strict' with an oscillating function? -
#4248 + ()/110 - [ Report ]
Sam Sohn: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!
Zeming: nice
Sam Sohn: IT'S NOT NICE
Sam Sohn: AND I NEED TO GET A TRAP NOW
Sam Sohn: OR A CAT
Sam Sohn: BECAUSE IT'S GONNA CRAWL ON MY BED
Sam Sohn: AND I DON'T WANT TO WIN THE BIOLOGY GAME
Sam Sohn: WITH A FUCKING QUADRUPED
Sam Sohn: Holy shit did I just say that???
