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Dr. Stickler: Marine biologists are the happiest people in the world. No, seriously. Regular people spend their afternoons in offices, but marine biologists are out on the water. They're like, "I'M ON A BOAT."
// Discussing black body radiation and stars in Geosystems
Dr. Stickler: White dwarfs are the hottest.
Student: What's your favorite white dwarf?
Dr. Stickler: I like the guy that's Mini-Me.
Stickler: Students who get A's in Precalc generally do well in BC Calculus.
Students who get B's in Precalc generally struggle in BC and feel at home in AB.
A student who gets C's in Precalc feels at home at Madison.
// Precalc Class
Dr. Stickler: Hunting rifle? That's for killing Bambi. Oh no. I have an assault rifle. It's for shooting idiot liberals that get on my lawn.