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#4011 + ( )/193 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Blackwell is subbing for Mr. Struck in US History. Mr. Kummer is in the room also.
Mr. Blackwell: Actually, Mr. Kummer and I were responsible for Lincoln's assassination.
Mr. Kummer: Yeah, we time traveled back to stop it, but we caused such a riot that the guard left his post, so Lincoln was killed.
Mr. Kummer: We've done a lot of that stuff; Kennedy assassination, Archduke Ferdinand...
Mr. Blackwell: We were also responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus.
Mr. Kummer: Actually, that was Mr. Struck.
Collin: And he didn't even have to time travel. -
#3807 + ( )/54 - [ Report ]
// At the beginning of class
Struck: Oh, you guys have a physics test Thursday? What's it on?
Student: Gravitation...
Struck: Oh, well, me and Newton go way back... You know that whole apple thing?
Struck: I actually threw the apple at his head. So all those laws of gravity you know are wrong... -
#3630 + ( )/210 - [ Report ]
// During USVA HUM with Mr. Struck
// Talking about reading the morning paper and how Mr. Struck doesn't read the horoscopes
Struck: I don't believe in horoscopes...
Kummer: Mine said I'd have a surge of happy things in the next 3 days...
Kummer: It's 10:42 and I'm still waiting...
*Collin Hennegan gets up and gives Mr. Kummer a hug*
Kummer: I appreciate that...but I was expecting more...
Struck: Uh...Mr. Kummer, he's underage... -
#3505 + ( )/43 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Struck's US/VA class talking about Elizabeth I of England.
Struck: And her nickname was the "Virgin Queen".
Struck: Although...there has been some speculation that that nickname wasn't very accurate.
Struck: But afterall, what would Virginia be if she wasn't called the "Virgin Queen"?
Student: "Whore-nia"? -
#3504 + ( )/61 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Struck's US/VA history class talking about indentured labor (headrights) being the basis for plantations later in history.
// Mr. Kummer is watching the lecture from the side
Struck: See, they had indentured labor, where they worked for no pay.
Struck: Sound familiar?
Kummer: Are you talking about us? -
#3107 + ( )/66 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck does an activity called "Meeting of the Minds"
Mr. Kummer: So, in an effort to distance ourselves from Mr. Struck, we shall call this activity "You Are There."
// Enter Mr. Torrence, sees instructions on board
Mr. Torrence: Ahh, doing a Meeting of the Minds?