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#3219 + ( )/88 - [ Report ]
// In response to Facebook Group--You Know You Go to TJ When...
J: I read on this Facebook Group that: You know you go to TJ when at wrestling practice, they count pushups in hex.
Other J: So, I wonder if people would be like "what comes after 3af"
Js simultaneously: 3b0. duh
J: You know, I hope they wouldn't have to do pushups to ff...then they'd be blue in the face
*slaps self*
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#2856 + ( )/693 - [ Report ]
// There has been midnight vandalism in the neighborhood. The police are interviewing a TJ kid's mom.
Police: Do you have any children?
Mom: Yes, I have two.
Police: And what ages are they?
Mom: Sixteen, and -
Police: *suddenly interested* And what school does he go to?
Mom: Thomas Jefferson.
Police: Oh, never mind. -
#2771 + ( )/37 - [ Report ]
// Found on a piece of wax paper
Below, a story tried and true
A hist'ry gem that's known by few
How in 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean blue
To claim a day for me and you
So we could study and review
And do the things we need to do
Ere Tuesday's test and Wednesday's too
Transform our brains to slush and goo
Use Monday well
-FUENTEOVEJUNA