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#4397 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Parallel Computing
Steven: PEOPLE WHO INDENT THEIR CODE WITH SPACES AND NOT TABS SHOULD BE ARRESTED OR SHOT!
Mr. Torbert: See everyone, this is why you should all be glad we don't live in a Godofsky dictatorship.
Steven: Well, all of you who indent your code with spaces, at least. -
#3693 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// In AI while Mr. Torbert is giving a lecture
// An announcement over the PA declares a level 2 lockdown drill
PA: Will all non-crisis-management security staff please secure the hallways...
Torbert: "Non-crisis-management security staff"? Isn't that like non-instructional teaching staff...? -
#1476 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// In Compsci, while using the Internet to look at how labs were supposed to work
Mr. Torbert: Wait, whoa, how do I go back to the previous lab?
Someone: Why don't you use the back button?
Mr. Torbert: *clicks the back button* Whoa, I've never used the back button. It goes back to the previous lab.
Class: *scared and laughing at the same time* -
#1394 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Group of students talking about Mr. Torbert
A: Mr. Torbert is definitely the coolest teacher ever.
B: Yeah, but I have never seen him in clothes other than a blue shirt and khaki pants.
A: No, I saw him in shorts and a syslab shirt over the summer.
C: Yeah, because the laundromat burned down. -
#1359 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// In class, trying to find the best way of solving a problem with a computer
Mr. Torbert: You're right, even though this gets rid of our old problem, it's still too hard.
Jason: It's like saving people from a hurricane by hiding them in a volcano.
*pause*
Class, esp. Jeff Miller: *laughs really loudly*
