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#4501 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
< bvargo> PHG: do you see why I diss windows though?
< PHG> bvargo: when you use it in ways that are fairly unexpected? no
< PHG> its like..oh man my car doesn't work so well when fording rivers
< PHG> what a piece of crap
< dyllad> PHG: Well, I figured there was a _reason_ it was called a Ford -
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// Dr. Acio is explaining about solutions
Dr. Acio: If you leave milk in the fridge for three to four weeks, you'll notice that it'll separate into two parts: the curds, and the whey.
Student: Just like Little Miss Muffet!
Dr. Acio: ...Yes, but about the solution...
Student #2: Wait, why didn't they just say "milk" instead of "curds and whey"?
Student #3: It wouldn't have rhymed!
// Class descends into a poetry discussion while Dr. Acio facepalms. -
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// Christine is discovering things about herself
Christine: Did you know that if you press on a spot on your arm, it'll turn white?!
Brian: It's called YOU'RE BLOCKING YOUR BLOOD FLOW you retard!
Christine: Oh... when I was in 5th grade, they told me that it happened to me cause I was multiracial... -
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// In French Lit, discussing the essays that were handed back.
Mme. Delfosse (in French): You all really wrote some fantastic essays. Unfortunately, if you had written these on the AP exam, you probably wouldn't have done very well, because the graders are all prudes.
Mme. Delfosse (reading from one of the essays): 'So we see that by the end of the novel, Chauvin really, REALLY just wants to pound Anne Desbaresdes...' -
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// In AP Gov, Mr. Zack is telling the story of why the Department of Labor building is the Frances Perkins building...
Mr. Zack: Frances Perkins was the first female head of the Department of Labor under Franklin Roosevelt, and she served for 13 years. So in a way you could say that Frances was in labor for 13 years...
Erin: Mr. Zack, did you tell us that story just so you could make that joke?
Mr. Zack: Yeah, pretty much. -
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// In the AP Chem Princeton Review section on "Descriptive Chemistry"
CRACKING THE DESCRIPTIVE CHEMISTRY SECTION
The best way to crack this section is to take control of it. That is, you should choose the kind of equations that you are most comfortable writing and look for them among the choices. Approach the section the way a wolf approaches a herd of cattle. There's no point in attacking the biggest bull in the herd if you can grab five stragglers without a fight. The key, of course, is to spot the stragglers.
