Top Quotes
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#2283 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// In Geosystems after three snow days and an early dismissal as well as two power outages
John Sherwood: You know, counting last week, we've spent about three weeks trying to do this lab. Maybe, you know, force majeure, not meant to be...
Mrs. Schmid: I see the lips moving, but there's no words coming out
John Sherwood: Sounds like the problem's on YOUR end. -
#812 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
// In philosophy class, while talking about people with superstitions and common assumptions
Mr. Lamb: Those people know these things but they don't have knowledge with a capital T.
// Class starts laughing and some people tell him that there's no T in knowledge
Mr. Lamb: What? Oh... I, uh... shut up... -
#5154 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Potoker is talking about the different fouls in basketball, such as biting a player. Class asks why you would bite someone in the game anyways.
Mr. Potoker: Main rule is guys... you shouldn't be putting other people's body parts in your mouth and biting them!
*class snaps to attention and giggles*
Mr. Potoker: I was talking about BASKETBALL. Why do all smart kids have dirty minds? -
#4577 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// Going off-track in discussion of Huckleberry Finn
O'Brien: Have you heard of spoonerisms? They're basically the switching the first letters of two different words. They're actually quite fun, but not in all cases; I've heard someone use a spoonerism of Huck Finn...
O'Brien: Unfortunately, that someone was me... -
#4397 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Parallel Computing
Steven: PEOPLE WHO INDENT THEIR CODE WITH SPACES AND NOT TABS SHOULD BE ARRESTED OR SHOT!
Mr. Torbert: See everyone, this is why you should all be glad we don't live in a Godofsky dictatorship.
Steven: Well, all of you who indent your code with spaces, at least. -
#4327 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
// English, Dr. Castaldo is lecturing about morals. A student happens to be using his cellphone under the desk at the time.
Dr. Castaldo: So it's important you always make the right decision- including not playing with your stuff under the table!
Class: ...
Dr. Castaldo: *realizes what she said* Oh dear... -
#3760 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
// Students are asking Mr. McFaden questions in biology in the last period before a test
Student A: Will the Calvin Cycle be on the test?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student B: Will we have to know about ferredoxin?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student C: How many points will the test be?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
