Top Quotes
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#1812 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Person A and B get a drink from the fountain outside of band room in the middle of class when they were given free time, Mrs. Ulrey walks out
U: What are you girls doing?!? Mosey back into the class room!
A: Omg. Did she just say mosey?
// 5 seconds later; still near fountain
U: MOSEY BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING! -
#1484 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Kummer is teaching his America and the World Since 1989 class about the history of the Soviet Union and Russia
Mr. Kummer: The Russians still have this thing for strong, powerful leaders. You can still walk down the street and see some little old lady wearing a Joe Stalin pin on her coat. And you want to say, hey lady, he killed 30 million people. But she'll just say "But he was a powerful leader." Well, no shit! -
#1403 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// In english in HUM, after being disturbed by the other rotation during history
student: Can we go somewhere else when we're making noise so we don't bother the other rotation taking a history test?
Ms. Orser: Oh yes, we're going to go out in the hall. Sorry, I didn't realize that you were taking a test over there last period. I kept hearing Mr. Sacks talking, and talking, and I thought the test hadn't started yet. And then we all started banging. We'll bang somewhere else this period, though. -
#4943 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Waterfall explaining to CHUM how with age comes the ability to get away with pranks.
// On telephone with Security Office, after Mrs. Waterfall has seen custodians on the roof fixing something.
Waterfall: HELLO!! This is Milde Waterfall, room 205 calling to report VERY suspicious activity.
Waterfall: It is currently 1:35 and 25 seconds! There are several men on the roof, who we suspect are terrorists!
Waterfall: We have not confirmed yet, but they may be armed!
Waterfall: We have closed the blinds, locked the door, turned off the lights, and are lying underneath the desks.
Waterfall: Please send help immediately!
