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#3098 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// In Linear Algebra, reviewing how to do matrices on calculators
Ms. Webb: Okay, and for those of you with TI-89s: You can find matrices under Apps, or you can enter one on the Home screen.
Ms. Webb: Let's try it with brackets. Does anyone know how to enter the matrix?
Jamie: Yeah, but I thought the whole point was getting *out*.... -
#2656 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// In Sra. Mateo's Spanish 3
*Dan's phone rings*
Dan: Oh crap. . . *takes out phone* It's my mom!
*Sra. Mateo takes phone and accepts the incoming call*
Sra. Mateo: Habla Sra. Mateo.
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*She hands the phone back to Dan*
Sra Mateo: I think she's talking to me in your language. -
#1382 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// Alexa finds writing in her Requiem score that says "This is boring and ugly" and "666", and points it out to Mr. Frels
Mr. Frels: Oh, that's my music!
Alexa: ...but here it says "I worship the devil"...
Mr. Frels: Yeah; I'm going to start the FDWA, Fellowship of Devil Worshipping Athletes. -
#331 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// An AIM conversation with Dan Wright.
[Dan]: I AM RUNNING OF TO RUSSIA TO FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF COMMUNISM
[Amy]: Fine. Run "of" to Russia.
[Dan]: OF TO RUSSIA
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[Dan]: WE DO NOT TYPE WELL IN RUSSIA
[Amy]: ...Technically, that should be in Russian.
[Dan]: WE DO NOT USE BOURGEOIUS CAPITALIST SPELLING
[Amy]: Or capitalization?
[Amy]: Capitalization is too capitalist.
[Dan]: DAMN RIGHT -
#4769 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// SLOBS with Dr. Dell during lunch. Dr. Dell writes a problem on the board which requires an estimate.
Dell: I want to be clear on what I mean by an estimate. When I say "you suck very very much," and I ask you to estimate how much you suck, I do not want to hear "I suck very very VERY much." It has to be within the correct order of magnitude.
Steven: Can we say we suck as much as your mom?
*Laughter. Dr. Dell is silent.* -
#4656 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// After drawing a problem on the board in which a car is tied to a tree by some length of rope, and a force of 226N is acting on the rope, Spitz raises his hand.
Scholla: Yes?
Spitz: I was just wondering if those were fig trees.
Scholla: Fig trees?
Spitz: Yeah, because then it wold be 226 Fig Newtons. -
#4218 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Mr. Rose is lecturing when Mr. Scholla comes in suddenly
Mr. Scholla: Mr. Rose, will you go to homecoming with me?
// Leaves as the class giggles
Mr. Rose: You know, some guys let themselves be wrapped around their girl's finger. Me, I don't let that happen *winks*
