Top Quotes
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#1614 + ()/201 - [ Report ]
// A student forgot to sign in to one of Mr. Stueben's 8th pds...
Student: Will you sign my paper saying I was there?
Stueben: This is from over a month ago! What are you thinking?! This is the last time I'll sign forms for you! You are an idiot, waiting so long...
Stueben: *takes paper from student and writes:
"Student was here on so and so a day. He is an idiot."
-M. Stueben*
Student: *Takes paper and slowly walks away* -
#1594 + ()/221 - [ Report ]
// In Ms. Orser's English class, having a serious class discussion about stem cell research
Kevin D: Embryonic stem cell research is taking away the potential for new life of the embryo.
David: Wait... I dont understand why everyone keeps saying 'potential'. If you have a guy and a girl in the same room then you have potential.
Ms. Orser: Everybody stay seated! -
#3272 + ()/198 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Latimer is complaining that no one listens to research project presentations
Mr. Latimer: If a Systems Lab student gives a presentation in a forest, and no one listens, did they give their presentation?
Nick: How would you get a Syslab kid that far away from a computer to begin with? -
#3281 + ()/200 - [ Report ]
// A couple months after #3110
// There is a horsefly in calculus class
Ms. Spoden: Oh, this is a big one. I think the calculus textbook won't be good enough; let's get the linear algebra one!
Spoden: *gets linear algebra textbook, chases the fly around a bit*
// The fly lands on the window
Spoden: Ah, got it now!
Aviv: You're gonna break the...!
// *smash*
Spoden: OMG!
Spoden: THAT WAS AWESOME!
// Under the glass shards and abandoned textbook, the fly is, in fact, dead -
#1149 + ()/207 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of physics
*Dr. Dell is standing in the doorway staring at Mr. Bagden*
Mr. Badgen: Dr. Dell?
Dr. Dell: Give me $10.
Mr. Badgen: Is this for your heroin habit? Didn't you try to stop? I thought it was twenty.
Dr. Dell: No, that's for a different girl. This is for your second favorite girl... no third...wait, fourth favorite. *takes money and leaves*
Student: That was sketchy.
Mr. Badgen: There are so many inappropriate jokes I could say right now but I can't. -
#3912 + ()/195 - [ Report ]
Mr. Auerbach: So I'm taking this class at GMU, but the teacher's big thing is really getting middle school boys interested in reading. So he goes around to middle schools and turns the boys on to reading...
Class: *laughing*
Mr. Auerbach: TO READING. That's the key phrase there. TO READING. -
#5757 + ()/192 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck has been a teacher for a looong time
Struck: Auerbach was a senior my first year here, and I had Razzino as a student.
Sangburm: Did you have Mr. Rose as a student too?
Struck: *throws everything off of Sangburm's desk; throws his water bottle across the room*
