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#3502 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// Talking about elaborated and restricted code in HUM2
Mr. Miller: So I once had a kid in Manassas who kept telling these kids to pass him some jayyynxhkzee. And I had no idea what he was talking about. This is an example of restricted code! Does anyone know what he was saying?
Class: ...
Mr. Miller: He was talking about JUNK! I never would have known! I thought he was saying a derogatory word for women, so I told him to stop. But now that I know what it means, I can use it in the correct context and understand the restricted code. For example, Nadar, can you give me your junk?
Nadar: *gulp* -
#2806 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
Dr. Walker: Now these bank turn problems probably won't show up in the unit test. They take up far too much time and are very complicated.
Dr. Walker: However, if they do show up... YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
Dr. Walker: So learn it anyway.
// Proceeds to write up the solution to a bank turn problem that takes up 2 white boards -
#2471 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
// On the orchestra Orlando trip, in MGM studios at a snack booth, talking to the two people in the booth
Asher: I can’t decide. Which tastes better, the banana or the blue raspberry icee?
Man in Booth: I like blue raspberry.
Woman in Booth: I like banana.
Asher: Okay, rock paper scissors, best out of three.
*The guy turns to the girl with his fist on his palm. The woman quickly backs up out of the view of the window*
Asher: You win. I pick blue raspberry.
Man in Booth (to woman): Hey! Where are you going? I’m not THAT violent! -
#1493 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an educational way of playing tag in Bio
Arvind: We could play a plant version of freeze tag where you're an egg, and if a guy tags you, you're fertilized!
Dr. Cammer: Do you realize what you just said?
Arvind: ... yeah. I knew there'd be SOMETHING wrong with that idea. -
#1397 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck is writing the word "bellwether" on the board.
Mr. Struck: Let's see... is that two L's? And an "ea" in the middle? Mrs. Bicknell, could you look it up for me?
Mrs. Bicknell: Sure. *pause* Two L's, then "wether."
Mr. Struck: Could you read the definition?
Mrs. Bicknell: *pause* The first one?
Mr. Struck: Yeah...
Mrs. Bicknell: Ok... "A usually castrated man..." *breaks out into laughter*
Mr. Struck: What?!? -
#1284 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// After David tried to turn in a paper to Dr. Acio the night before by getting a custodian to unlock the door, but Dr. Acio saw it the next day after the doors had already opened and thought David turned it in late. (In front of an entire class)
David:"Dr. Acio, I turned it in last night!"
Dr. Acio: "Pardon my french David but you're fucking irresponsable." -
#1247 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// In Driver's Ed.
Stetson: Did I give any of you drugs or alcohol?
*awkward pause followed by students cracking up*
Stetson: As a TOPIC! I meant as a topic!
...
Stetson: Ok, you caught me. I'm a dealer.
Stetson: At least I didn't say, "Did I give any of you sex or STD's?"
