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#1352 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// In physics Mr. Bagden is subbing for Mr. Forbes and thus knows noone's name
Mr. Bagden: ...and so this mass is over on the east side of the raft...
Lee Rumpf: EAST SIIIIDE *holds up gang symbol*
Mr. Bagden: Whaa? Does the word Tourette's mean anything to you?
*proceeds to call Lee Tourette's for the rest of the period* -
#943 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
// During Bio W moved to the front of the room to read the power point
W: *stands up and walks back to his old table*
Mr. McFaden: How come you went to sit with those ugly men instead of *points to the front table* these beautiful women? I think I may need to talk to you... -
#4392 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Regarding Chem I worksheet
Dr. Jones: So we have this empirical formula HO. Oh, that sounds kind of funny. So we have this HO, and to get this molecule here *points at board* we have to take two HOs. Well, actually, maybe they should stay apart. Two HOs together are never good... -
#4388 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// In AP Government, Mr. Torrence is talking about the wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl
Mr. Torrence: People were upset because there were children watching.
Mr. Torrence: As if children haven't already seen mammary glands...
Mr. Torrence (aside): Once you get old enough to appreciate them you can't see them anymore... -
#3505 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Struck's US/VA class talking about Elizabeth I of England.
Struck: And her nickname was the "Virgin Queen".
Struck: Although...there has been some speculation that that nickname wasn't very accurate.
Struck: But afterall, what would Virginia be if she wasn't called the "Virgin Queen"?
Student: "Whore-nia"? -
#3398 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// Class gets their comparative religion tests on primal religions back
// Mr. Lamb writes "Diseased" on the blackboard
Mr. Lamb: Pratik, what does that say?
Pratik: "Diseased."
Mr. Lamb: Okay, because on the test you wrote about ancestor veneration and how people worship the diseased...
Mr. Lamb: "Oh ye with pox!" -
#1554 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// Sarah catches a grammar error in Mr. Potoker's 9th grade health class.
Mr. Potoker: Well, it's not my fault. The county gave it to me. I'm usually pretty good with my letters.
Class: Your letters? Don't you mean words?
Mr. Potoker: No, I mean letters. One letter in particular: "F."
