Top Quotes
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#1662 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
// Regarding people's Spring Breaks
Soo: I was going to New York, but when I got to the airport, I was on the FBI's No-Fly List. It was a mistake probably.
Mr. Richardson: Probably? "Osama bin Laden assured me I wouldn't be on the No-Fly List."
Class: *lol*
Student: So did they let you on the plane?
Soo: No! I had to go by train.
Brian: (out of nowhere) To China!?!?!? -
#1232 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// In physics talking about the new newton's cradle Mr. Forbes had bought from Spencer's
Mr. Forbes: If you go into Spencer's Gifts, you see science toys, lava lamps, and sex jokes...so my question is: who exactly are they marketing to?
Stogus: TJ STUDENTS OF COURSE!
Mr. Forbes: I was gonna say ex hippie physics teachers but yeah that works too... -
#1050 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// In Spanish with Ms. Pou, talking about nude beaches
Ms. Pou: There are some bad beaches in California, too. And I was with my little daughter. At first I was trying to cover up her eyes, but then I was just like, yeah, let her look. Then she says, 'what's that Mommy?' and that's when you go... 'erh... that's a BB Gun!' -
#421 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the end of learning for AB calc.
Ms. Spoden: I'm not going to be taking attendance, so you don't really need to be here. But if you are here, you're not out wandering the halls. "Whose class are you supposed to be in right now?" "Durr--uh, Ms. Spoden's class." NO! You're at Starbucks. -
#304 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
Kirbman101: wow, now this is lazyness, im twitching the chair back and forth with my feet so i dont have to stretch my fingers to type
SomeKrazyRussian: im pretty sure that takes up more energy than just typing normaly
Kirbman101: probably, but i have lazy fingers and happy toes -
#15 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
twinofmunin: p.s. gnome does terrifying things with automounting stuff
twinofmunin: scared the shit out of me
twinofmunin: i plugged in my camera
twinofmunin: and it was like HI LOOK YOU PLUGGED IN A THING HEY ITS GOT PICS WANNA DO THINGS WITH THE PICS OMFG LOVE YOU :D
twinofmunin: and i was like SWEET JESUS -
#5748 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
Campbell: I was watching the hot dog eating contest in Coney Island, which was the first amusement park in the United States. And when this guy beat the all-time winner, the announcer said and I quote "This is the greatest day in American History!"
*Campbell puts hands to face and pretends to cry*
Campbell: *whimpering* That was not the greatest day in American History...
