Top Quotes
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#3800 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// In HUM I, talking about trench warfare and World War I
Mr. Majeske: ... it was long and deadly.
Nader: That's what she said!
// Class bursts out laughing, Mr. Majeske stops and glares at Nader
Nader: Oh, you say it when there's an innuendo.
// Mr. Majeske walks over and pretends to bang his head against the wall
Mr. Majeske: World War I was long and deadly. -
#1839 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Sailor Moon
Philliam: btw, jupiter was the hottest one.
Paul: I liked pluto
Philliam: Loser.
Paul: shut up
Paul: it's not my fault you don't go for power
Paul: she stops time
Paul: who the hell stops time
Paul: come on
Philliam: She has a big fucking stick
Paul: does she make you jealous? -
#1394 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Group of students talking about Mr. Torbert
A: Mr. Torbert is definitely the coolest teacher ever.
B: Yeah, but I have never seen him in clothes other than a blue shirt and khaki pants.
A: No, I saw him in shorts and a syslab shirt over the summer.
C: Yeah, because the laundromat burned down. -
#978 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
Ms. Brazell: There's this oil that I remember in French, but not in English
*Consults French-English Dictionary*
Ms. Brazell: Interesting, it seems that it translates to 'Seed of Rape'
*Writes SEED OF RAPE in big letters on whiteboard*
Ms. Brazell: It would be interesting if a visitor walked in right now. -
#420 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
Mr. S. Rose: So, my friend told me this joke yesterday. How many Texas Aggies does it take to eat an armadilla?
// The class falls silent.
Mr. S. Rose: Three. One to eat the armadilla, one to look down the road to the left, and one to look down the road to the right.
// Unnatural silence. A kid raises his hand.
Kid: What's a Texas Aggie? -
#5186 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// In Philosophy, John is wearing a fedora and Dave is wearing a bright green fuzzy hat
Mr. Lamb (to John): Usually in movies if someone is wearing a hat like that, they're the con man or professional gambler or something.
Mr. Lamb: And when someone is wearing a hat like Dave's they're usually getting locked up somewhere. -
#5027 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, Brian wakes up as everyone laughs that he’s asleep
Majeske: Did you have a good nap?
Brian: No.
Majeske: Aw… why not?
Brian: You’re a loud man.
*Majeske raises his eyebrows*
Brian: And because I couldn’t help but listen to your interesting lecture.
Majeske: Good response. You’re still dead meat, but good response.
