Top Quotes
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#241 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
**Allison pretends to hit on Megan**
M: I'm sorry, I find Orlando Bloom waaaay too attractive to switch sides. But I'll always be your straight girlfriend.
A: But he looks like a girl! It's not much of a stretch
M: True.
A: I mean by a large stretch you look like Xena.
M: What do you mean large? I'm sexy!
A: Well you have the hair, but not the eyes, and not the uhhhhhhh
M: Yes.......... Okay, so I'm not well endowed does it matter?
A: You make up for it in ass.
M: This is true. -
#5993 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
Mr. Ero: You know what I don't understand? Half of you are taking the AMC 12. You're PAYING MONEY to take a MATH TEST. And yet here I have these math tests I wrote that I am giving you for FREE. You should be happy. You're getting a math test and you don't even have to pay for it!
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#5811 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// 7th period Acio Chem 1; Dr. A is talking about his college days.
Dr. A: Just wait 'til you get to botany... It is the most. Boring. Thing. I've ever done. And my professor? He talked to the plants. Like, you know the speakers you play music from? He would put all his plants on them. And I asked him, you know, "why are those plants there?" and he's like, "they can hear the music; they can feel the vibrations," and I'm like, "okay, whatever turns you on..." -
#5307 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Donohue passing back test corrections in AB Calc
Donohue: I graded these nonstop all weekend! I even dreamed I was grading them at a wedding. It was my own wedding and I was grading papers!
Donohue: My mom had fainted and her body was lying across the pew, and as soon as I saw she was okay, I went right back to grading papers. -
#4308 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
Dr. Dell: You see, if you take the derivative of position, you get velocity, and if you take the derivative of that, you get acceleration. Does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?
Student in the back of the room: Uhhhh, is that Jerk?
Dr. Dell: Yes sir. You see, Jerk is this concept...
*Student in the front interrupts*: Dr. Dell, what is the derivative of Jerk then?
*Dr. Dell glares at student for a moment*
Dr. Dell: Let's see. A SON OF A JERK?!?! -
#3706 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// Health, talking about decision making: whether or not to spend the night at a boy/girlfriend's house
Student: Well you could go to the drugstore and pick up protection and stuff...
Dr. Deivert: Protection and stuff? What, so like, protection and milk? And then you're set?
