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// In Anthro, talking about religion, powerful figures, etc.
Mrs. Hurowitz: So there's Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy...
Student: The Tooth Fairy trades teeth for money to buy drugs.
Mrs. Hurowitz: Yeah, that's why she takes your teeth. She has none left because she did too much crystal meth. -
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Nathan Watson: i was bored, so i started taking some kind of "should you go get IT certified?" quiz thing on monster.com
Nathan Watson: Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d' Type mismatch: 'cint' /it/certquiz/answer.asp, line 31
Nathan Watson: i thought for a minute i had to fix it -
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// Discussing possible internships during Mrs. Seavey's class. She is trying to suggest that we could volunteer for an election campaign because, well, there is an election this year.
Mrs. Seavey: What important event is going to take place this fall?
Student: ... Thanksgiving? -
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// Preparing to play handball in PE
Mr. Hodges: Okay, guys, I want you to split into teams of 7. And I want each team to have 3 girls, 3 boys, and 1 other.
Class: *stares in shock*
Mr. Hodges: By "other" I meant that you'll need one more person to be goalie, and that person can be a boy or a girl.
Class: *sigh of relief*
