Top Quotes
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#2704 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// In Nature of Materials, discussing final project ideas
Mikas: How about a 30 foot slinky?
Mr. Kemp: A 30 foot slinky? No.
Mikas: Come on, Mr. Kemp! How awesome would it be to make a giant slinky on the lathe?
Mr. Kemp: We're not gonna make a 30 foot slinky. Sorry.
Andrew: How about a 29 foot slinky? -
#2169 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck is talking about immigration.
Mr. Struck: So the field of eugenics was big then; there was this guy who tried to prove that the immigrants from southern and eastern Europe were inferior to those of Anglo-Saxon descent.
Student: How?
Mr. Struck: He said the Anglo-Saxon physical characteristics of steeply sloped, high foreheads meant that they were smarter.
Class: *starts laughing*
Mr. Struck: Yes, I'm the smartest person in this room; my forehead gets higher every year! -
#813 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// Playing mad libs in TA... words in "quotes" were what we unknowingly put in
Mr. R.: So... Our first day of school was... "Smelly."
I was so lost, and a "brownie" helped me.
I asked for the "brownie's" name, and he said it was... "Michael Jackson."
Let's be friends, the "brownie" said. -
#232 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// TJ stress (cadilackid not from TJ).
cadilackid: I think I'm starting to feel a fraction of your stress, it's been the week from Hell and it just won't end :p
thedantran: hm.
thedantran: here's what you do
thedantran: you take that week of hell
thedantran: make it 52 weeks of hell
thedantran: and multiply by satan
thedantran: and you have a fraction of TJ -
#134 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
Geoff: woodrow wilson is funny
Geoff: he's like "hey, germany, we're neutral. let us use the oceans!"
germany: okay! *sinks american vessels*
america: damnit, germany!
germany: sorry! *sinks merchant vessels of all nationalities*
america: hey!
germany: whoops! *sinks hospital ships*
america: oh, that's it. time to tear the motherland a new vagina. -
#4926 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// During a class discussion of "My Last Duchess"
Ms. Orser: So a mule can give her the same pleasure as her husband.
Ms. Orser: Don't think about that too long.
// 30 minutes into the discussion
Ms. Orser: What else could she have done?
Ben: The mule.
Ms. Orser: Yes, she could have done the mule. Thank you for making me say that.
