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#2148 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
Coach East: See, you guys don't understand. Going to Jefferson, it offers you so much f**king protection. See I graduated from Lee. If I had gone there with hair like that [Hippy Hoehn], they would have cut it off. F**king tied me up and cut it off.
Hippy: Is that why you don't have any hair?
Coach East: Yes. It was a traumatic experience. I have not been able to grow hair ever since. *Throws gatorade bottle at Mac* What the f**k are you laughing at? -
#1140 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Colglazier: He's a practical joker. He likes to play with her...anal...(pause)
Class: (dissolves into giggles and snorts)
Mrs. Colglazier: retentive...(long pause) That wasn't good, was it. Am I going to get to go on tjbash.org for that?
Class: (laughing out loud)
Mrs. Colglazier: I've only been on there twice, I guess I'm just not that funny...So, he likes to play with her anal retentive cleanliness issues. -
#1136 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
// The school announces school is ending early, and that Prince William and Fairfax kids can go home. Loudoun County buses aren't running.
E: Jesus, it's like they KNOW they've screwed us. *clears throat* "Hello, students, this is your school administrator telling you that school is out early. Prince William County, your buses are leaving. Fairfax County, your buses are coming. Loudoun County... you guys can suck it." -
#1048 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// The following conversation has been translated out of French
Mme. Brazell: K, tell me a sentence using the word "suddenly."
K: Suddenly, the TV exploded.
Brazell (seeing that Larry is asleep): Good! Now you, Larry.
Larry: Huh, what? ... Oh, uh, suddenly my cat exploded.
Brazell: Oh, a terrorist cat... -
#681 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Sex vs. Halo 2:
OxyMoronic11: Haha, you like Halo better than sex
WeavingInsanity: yes i do
WeavingInsanity: Hey connor yes or no
WeavingInsanity: Halo 2 is better than sex
OxyMoronic11: Drew said yes.
Lupus1377: Hmm...on what level and sex with who?
WeavingInsanity: just sex in general
Lupus1377: Well, that could apply to people like, say, other men.
Lupus1377: Be more specific.
OxyMoronic11: Halo 2 vs. sex with women.
WeavingInsanity: damn u connor answer the fuggin question
Lupus1377: Again, it depends.
WeavingInsanity: OMG
Lupus1377: Halo 2 goes on for hours.
Lupus1377: Sex doesn't.
WeavingInsanity: ANSWER THE QUESTION
WeavingInsanity: ITS NOT THAT HARD
Lupus1377: But, sex sounds like it has multiple advantages of its own.
WeavingInsanity: CONNOR ANSWER THE QUESTION
Lupus1377: I'd have to say sex _with_ Halo 2.
WeavingInsanity: GOOD MAN!
OxyMoronic11: *dies*
