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#794 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Ravi Udeshi: dyslexic is when you confuse numbers and letters
Ravi Udeshi: right?
Johnna Vogel: you read things backwards sometimes
Johnna Vogel: as a joke, ill say im byslexic
Ravi Udeshi: oh
Ravi Udeshi: take out the l, and that could get confusing
Ravi Udeshi: bysexic
Ravi Udeshi: that should be a word
Ravi Udeshi: http://www.google.com/search?q=bysexic
// Search shows "Did you mean: dyslexic"
Ravi Udeshi: Google figured out I was bysexic on its own!
Ravi Udeshi: wait a second....
Johnna Vogel: ahahaha -
#444 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
Mr. Slade, 1999: "Now, what didn't the Americans like about the immigrants? They didn't like Catholicism and Judaism. They were against any type of '-ism.'"
Student: "But weren't the Americans for Protestantism?"
Mr. Slade: "Ah, but that's a '-tism.' You have to be careful not to get them mixed up." -
#362 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
Darren: It's cool that you understand another language fluently.
Sarah: Not really, don't you know any others?
Darren: Well, I can understand ebonics?
Sarah: Wait, what's that? Can you learn it? Do they teach it here? Are there pals?!
Tim & Connie: Are you serious?
Sarah: What?
Darren: It's the way some black people talk.
Sarah: I don't get it. -
#5571 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// During AP Gov class, talking about current events
Mr. Kummer: So what important event is going to happen on October 1st?
Class: SATs.
Mr. Kummer: ...So what event in the world of government and politics is going to happen on October 1st?
Class: ...SATs.
Mr. Kummer: *facepalms* -
#4971 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Pollet is explaining today's activity.
Mr. Pollet: ...and then we'll... *pauses*
Mr. Pollet: *looks across the room*
Mr. Pollet: Stop rubbing your snake on her arm!
Class: *cracks up*
Mr. Pollet: Uh, anyway, what might be good to do is hook up with another group and...
Class: *giggles*
Mr. Pollet: I guess that didn't come out quite right either...
