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Ms. Iorga: Lawl.

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Filip: I think I value looks more in an operating system than in people.
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// Josephus is an APCS lab
J: I have to do Josephus.
K: Whoa... new boyfriend?
J: ... New lab.
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Dr. Osborne: You must be in radians to ride this ride.

Tags: osborne
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//Talking about the flirtatious "virgin" queen
Mr. Kelly: When will you people learn that flirting and having sex are not the same thing?!

Tags: kelly
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// Eating string cheese in a computer lab during Gov.
Ms. Glatter: Is that cheese you're eating?
Student: No, I swear! It's not what it looks like!
Ms. Glatter: That's fine. Cheese is good for computers.

Tags: glatter
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// All Things Band Night
Parent: About what percentage of the kids in the band program march?
Ms. Ulrey: I don't really know . . .
Mr. Reinsel: Oh, hey, I've got some numbers. Let's see, there are about 100 kids who march, and a total of around 160 kids in the band program, so about two thirds.
Sean: Wait . . .
Sean: SIXTY-TWO POINT FIVE!

Tags: band sean_cruz ulrey
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// In the car on the way home from wrestling practice
// Stuart is on his laptop
Stuart: Hey guys, I found a wireless connection. ...It's called "skullfuckers."
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// In tech class. Mr. LaFever is holding a basic stamp with a bright blue LED.
Student: Mr. LaFever, there are people coming in the room.
Mr. LaFever: I'll flash them with blue light. Look, they're melting!

Tags: lafever
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Dr. Osbourne: ln2=.693... 69 is an easy number to remember anyway.

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// During a discussion about our 'ideal teacher' and Mr. Behling is standing nearby.
Steven: He has to have a big-ass ring.
Connor: Mr. Behling, is that a pimp ring or a regular class ring?
// Mr. Behling walks away laughing for a while, but returns.
Mr. Behling: It's everything you imagined and more.

Tags: behling
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// At the end of TJMC pratice, doing announcments. Ms. Ulrey is raising her hand and is behind Nate Coddington.
Various people: Kneel, Nate!
Nate (to Ulrey): GROW!

Tags: nate_coddington ulrey
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// On receiving their much awaited TI-89 Titanium
A: HA IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
B: You mean August...
A: So does that mean that christmas came *uses calc* 8 months late?
B: You needed a calc for that?
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// Mr. Kemp shows a picture of a kid standing next to a model rocket
Brian: Is that you, Mr. Kemp?
Mr. Kemp: No, it's just some kid I found on the internet.

Tags: kemp
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Jaskot: Lee! Guess what? I high jumped 5'8" the other day!
Lee: Wow! Wait, how tall are you?
Jaskot: Um... 6'1".
Lee: That's impressive... three inches less than your height!
Jaskot: Five.
(pause)
Lee: Fair enough.

Tags: john_jaskot
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// People in the hall are talking loudly outside the math team room during a NYIML competition; Mrs. Gabriel walks out into hall
Mrs. Gabriel: If you don't have anything to do, you could come to math team...
*laughter*

Tags: gabriel
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// Reading from a Driver's Ed Review Sheet:
Ms. Stetson: Alright, who put "needs LSD projection screen" under the improvements sections?

Tags: stetson
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Mrs. Chhabra: OK class, can everyone name the seven diatomics?
class: *recites the seven diatomics quickly and accurately*
Mrs. Chhabra: Very good! You're out of the 'pathetic' range!

Tags: chhabra
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// At 7-11 during powerwalking unit
Priem: Do we have everyone? We can't leave anyone behind.
Student: There's like 15 kids back at McDonalds...
Priem: They'll catch up, lets go!

Tags: priem
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Mr. Pollet: Either I got into a bar fight or I had oral surgery on Friday. I'm not sure which yet.

Tags: pollet
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Mr. Pollet: Mr. Pollet doesn't judge, but--
Aaron: But Mr. Pollet DOES judge, so Mr. Pollet is full of crap!

Tags: pollet
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// School closing announcements on the radio. FCPS is of course open.
Announcer: "... Prince William County, Loudon County, and Fairfax... "
Student: "YES!"
Announcer "...Christian Schools. Those are all the closings for today."
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Greg: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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// In English
Mr. Williams: I can pick on Christina Aguilera because nobody likes her because she's a skanky slut.
Darren: I like Christina Aguilera.
Mr. Williams: Oh. I'm sorry.

Tags: williams
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// Discussing the meaning of a word in Latin
Ms. Conklin: "Isn't afflicted like a physical thing? Like afflicted with... rabies... ...I was trying to think of some old people's disease. ...It's like old people who live near national parks."

Tags: conklin

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