Top Quotes
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#565 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Referring to party in TA to which Tom was supposed to bring drinking cups.
Tom: You know, a funny thing happened when I tried to get the cups... We didn't have any. Luckily, my family is cheap. So instead of wasting our money buying cups, we just stole them...from our church. I wouldn't try to drink anything if you have an allergy to holy water. -
#559 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Nelson talking about what not to wear during IBET Symposium to our entire IBET.
Mrs. Nelson: As for the ladies, you don't want to wear anything that shows cleavage because it would be embarrasing when one of us would have to say "Pull up that dress! I'm seeing way too much cleavage, Jarel!" -
#452 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
Frau Slagle, 1999: "So, what of Justin?" (a student spotting skipping class to play disc directly in front of the classroom)
Greg: "He said to tell you he was taking an SOL. He also broke his arm, and went to the clinic. Then he decided he needed some fresh air, so he went outside. They're calling an ambulance now... you can't hear it, though. It's a deaf people ambulance. It has little flashing lights, and when you look at them in broad daylight, they're white-ish and you can't really see them. It's better for when it's dark, like in the ghetto. It's for all the deaf ghetto children."
Frau Slagle: "...are you quite finished?" -
#3904 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Colglazier is talking about a nerdy guy who had a hot date at a party she attended.
Mrs. Colglazier: She must have been some sort of escort or something. She just didn't fit in with the rest of the crowd. You would have thought that he would've at least told her to cover up a little bit or something.
James Wiley: But that would be like covering up a sports car with one of those tarps... -
#2742 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// Celebrating a birthday in the Gecan/Waterfall HUM
Waterfall: Well, Ms. Gecan is out sick today, so the picture and birthday hat will have to wait until she gets back.
Student: Why?
Waterfall: *points to big padlock and chain locking cabinet shut*
Waterfall: ...and I didn't bring my pistol in today... -
#1876 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// First day of Forbes physics
Forbes: Well, I usually don't like to talk about myself a lot, but I guess I might as well tell you why FCPS trusts me to be in a room with you guys all alone.
Nick Brown: So what you're saying is, you're not a child molester?
Forbes: Well, not that anyone else knows about.
