Top Quotes
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#5087 + ()/29 - [ Report ]
// First day of World History 2 with Mr. Sacks, doing an icebreaker
Sacks: I'm a food whore. I'll eat anything and everything. Put something edible in the same room as me and I'll be the first at the table.
Student A: I can bake something and bring it in.
Sacks: Great!
Student B: How about fruit?
Sacks: *gags* Ugh, who eats that stuff? -
#3826 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// APUSH with Mr. Sleete
// Mr. Sleete makes a horrible pun.
Tejas: Please don't ever tell that pun again, Mr. Sleete. Please.
Deniz: I can feel the grade falling.
Mr. Sleete: I can hear it. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee... poof.
Deniz: You should give him a dash. (the lowest AP grade)
Mr. Sleete: No, he came in here this morning and told me that he doesn't like Teddy Roosevelt, my favorite president. I'll invent something lower than a dash. I'll call it the Tejas. -
#2181 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
The PLNK: you know what scares me
The PLNK: if like
The PLNK: i close someones window
The PLNK: thinking that they may IM me at that instant
DeathByBattleaxe: yeah
DeathByBattleaxe: that usually happens to me, too
DeathByBattleaxe: it's always right when i'm trying to leave, too
DeathByBattleaxe: or with someone i don't really want to talk to
The PLNK: LOLLL
The PLNK: YEAH
The PLNK: wait
The PLNK: i thought you said no one talks to you except me.
DeathByBattleaxe: yeah -
#2021 + ()/37 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Forbes is about to start class and it's loud in the hallway
Mr. Forbes: Okay, first we're going to talk about yesterday's SLOB and then -
// Noise in hallway reaches incredibly loud volume
// Mr. Forbes walks over to the door, sticks his head out, and barks loudly.
// Comes in, resumes what he was saying -
#1381 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// While learning about Japanese "Christmas Cakes," a holiday tradition in Japan, apparently...Japanese housewives serve them to their families on Christmas Day.
Rochkind-sensei: *In Japanese* Who do the Japanese call "Christmas Cakes?"
Class: What?!
Rochkind-sensei: *Also in Japanese* 26-year old single women.
Class: What?!
Rochkind-sensei: *In English* Because after the 25th, no one wants to buy a Christmas Cake.
