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#2243 + ()/182 - [ Report ]
Luke Cheng: So you know in Star Wars where Palpatine is all like "I AM the Senate!"
Renjie You: Yeah...?
Luke Cheng: So I was thinking, what if the Hungarian president wanted to declare war on like Germany and his cabinet was like "You need the consent of the people of Hungary...!" and he was like "I AM HUNGARY"
Renjie You: You're retarded. -
#4204 + ()/152 - [ Report ]
Mr. Torrence: There was actually a person in Soviet Russia whose job it was to determine what size brassieres to make for the entire Soviet Union. So he would authorize the production of "x" many B-cups and "y" many D-cups.
Kevin: Wait, what in tarnation is a "brassiere," and why are we talking about tea cups? -
#3675 + ()/156 - [ Report ]
// The class is talking about Andrew Jackson's disastrous Inaugural Party
Sleete: Now for example, let's say your parents are going away for the weekend and you decide to have a little party. You only invite 10 friends, but how many do you think will show up?
Class: Like... 200
Student: ... Two.
*student looks down at the floor sadly* -
#736 + ()/164 - [ Report ]
// Mr. McFaden is playing the Breakfast Game with Joel on the bus during a Geosys/English trip
Mr. McFaden: Joel, what did you have for breakfast yesterday before you came on the trip?
Joel: Ummmm, a banana, a muffin, and milk.
McFaden: What kind of muffin and milk?
Joel: A banana nut muffin and 1% milk.
McFaden: Where did you get your muffin from?
Joel: My girlfriend made some for me.
McFaden: Where did you get your milk?
Andrew Yang: His girlfriend. -
#5349 + ()/149 - [ Report ]
*Girl in Mr. Kosek's class walks in*
Girl: Mr. Lewis, do you have an EEPROM? Mr. Kosek said that you would have one.
Mr. Lewis: Well, do you need a right EEPROM or a left EEPROM?
Girl: Uhh... I'm not sure... I'll go and check.
*girl walks out*
Mr. Lewis: *laughs* EEPROMs are all the same.
